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Biden Bumbles in Michigan: Press Ignores Chaos, Coddles Prez!

Here’s the real scoop, folks! Joe Biden, known for his gaffes and bumbling behavior, recently made a pit stop in Saginaw, Michigan to try and fix his sinking ship of a reputation. But hey, it’s no surprise given his sinking poll numbers and the mess he’s making with Israel in the Middle East.

Now, picture this – Biden, standing on a porch, trying to remember a story about firefighters saving his wife, his Corvette, and his cat from a fire. Yeah, a fire that was basically a walk in the park, nothing too serious.

In a surprising turn of events, Biden actually wanted to take questions from the press. Can you believe it? The most powerful man in the world (or so they say) actually wanting to answer a few questions. But hold your horses, because his staff quickly shut that down faster than you can say “Make America Great Again.”

And get this – when a reporter managed to sneak in a question, Biden looked like a lost puppy in the rain, needing help to find his way back inside. It’s like watching a toddler trying to navigate a maze, folks.

The press is letting this all slide! They should be holding Biden and his team accountable for their shady behavior. It’s like they’re in cahoots with the administration, turning a blind eye to the chaos and confusion.

 

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