Staff Reports
A prominent figure in the Biden family has once again taken center stage with an interesting claim: Hunter Biden is asking a judge to toss out his laptop-related lawsuit, asserting that he’s simply too financially depleted to see the case through. Clever strategy or a plea for sympathy? Either way, the timing seems to raise more eyebrows than it quenches.
Hunter Biden’s attorneys have approached a federal court, explaining that not only is he suffering from a major income decline, but he’s also drowning in debt—by the millions, no less. While most Americans would view that as a self-inflicted problem, it seems Hunter has opted for the “poor me” defense to dodge the consequences of his own past actions. This scenario has many wondering if the apples don’t fall far from the tree, considering the Biden family’s storied history with financial mishaps.
This latest legal maneuver stems from a lawsuit Hunter Biden filed against former Trump aide Garrett Ziegler for allegedly leaking over 128,000 emails from his infamous laptop. One might think that with so many juicy tidbits from that laptop, Hunter could have spun it into a best-selling memoir. Instead, he claims that the exposure of his questionable dealings is simply too much for him to bear, financially speaking.
The attorneys argued before U.S. District Judge Hernan D. Vera that Hunter has had to divert his limited financial resources to sustain basic living expenses since a fire rendered his rental home in Los Angeles a no-go zone. Is it mere coincidence that this headline often features a narrative steeped in disaster? No one’s pouring out a drink to honor the decisions made by Hunter’s choices—more like rolling their eyes.
Breaking: Hunter Biden asks judge to dismiss laptop data case, citing limited financial resources https://t.co/7ukbjuhH5R
— John Solomon (@jsolomonReports) March 6, 2025
But let’s not forget about his artistic endeavors, which seem to have fallen flat during the legal battle. Despite some lofty aspirations, since this lawsuit began, Hunter has apparently only managed to sell one artwork for a mere $36,000, a stark contrast to the 27 pieces he sold for an average of $54,500 prior to his current predicament. Meanwhile, the sales of his memoir have plummeted as well, from 3,100 copies in a six-month period down to a disappointing 1,100 after the legal fallout. It seems the Biden family’s artistic side doesn’t translate well when paired with transparency.
All this adds a new layer to the ongoing saga of Hunter Biden. One has to wonder if he might consider turning his talents toward the world of financial advice. After all, it takes an extraordinary level of creativity to bleed millions while managing an artistic career—all under the watchful public eye. The legal and financial drama continues, but it looks like Hunter Biden is banking on the old adage: when life hands you lemons, ask the judge for a dismissal.
