Staff Reports
Hold onto your MAGA hats, folks, because the liberal media is at it again with their fake news shenanigans! A video floating around on the internet suggests that MSNBC host Ali Velshi dropped a bombshell claiming that former President Donald Trump is actually the offspring of World War II hero General George S. Patton. But let’s pump the brakes on this wild ride because the truth is as elusive as Hillary Clinton’s emails.
The left-wing loonies are at it once more, trying to paint our beloved 45th President in a false light. It’s like they raided the Halloween costume clearance rack at Party City and decided to dress up as Pinocchio because these lies are growing longer than Joe Biden’s naptimes.
FACT CHECK: Instagram Video Makes Claim About Trump, Patton, MSNBC https://t.co/Je9JF4ZhMb . #Trump2024
— NahBabyNah (@NahBabyNah) March 8, 2024
Sure, the clip conveniently cuts out the part where Velshi mentions that this outlandish theory originates from the QAnon conspiracy group. These QAnon folks are about as trustworthy as a weasel in a hen house, so why would anyone take their word as gospel truth? It’s like asking a toddler to explain quantum physics – it’ll just leave you scratching your head and reaching for the Tylenol.
And to add insult to injury, the fact-checkers are swooping in like seagulls at a beach picnic, claiming there’s no credible evidence to support this tall tale. Even USA Today, known for its left-leaning bias, debunked this nonsense faster than Bernie Sanders can say “free healthcare for all!”
So, don’t believe everything you see or hear, especially if it’s coming from the same folks who think cow farts are destroying the planet. Stick to the facts, folks, and let’s keep the fake news factory churning out fiction for the fiction section of the library. And to MSNBC, maybe invest in some bug spray for those pesky bed bugs – fake news and bed bugs seem to have a lot in common, they just won’t go away!
