Staff Reports
In modern politics, we’re witnessing a spectacle that could only be rivaled by a three-ring circus, and boy, isn’t it entertaining! As the dust settles from the latest election, some liberal commentators are grappling with the reality of their losses, while others are attempting to put a positive spin on their bruised egos. One corner of this virtual reality that hasn’t gotten enough attention is the dizzying world of liberal YouTubers, who seem to be struggling with the concept of “unsubscribing” like a goldfish navigating a maze.
For context, look at David Pakman and Kyle Kolinski, prominent figures in the liberal YouTube sphere, who appear to be heading straight for an existential crisis. Pakman awoke one day and gasped in horror as he lost 5,000 subscribers overnight. One might think it’s a glitch or even a dastardly plot by conservative ninjas to sabotage his channel. Spoiler alert: Nope! The real issue isn’t a conspiracy; it’s just that viewers are tired of feeling misled and decided to send their subscriptions packing. The sheer absurdity of Pakman’s predicament isn’t lost on anyone—after all, losing subscribers is the new “progressive economics,” which only seems to work when it’s a one-way street.
Kolinski isn’t faring much better. As he surveys his dwindling subscriber base like a farmer after a drought, he tweets about his bewilderment at what constitutes “flyover country.” One can only assume he thought corn grew mysteriously out of the sky. He seems shocked that America isn’t just a series of metropolitan enclaves filled with avocado toast and artisan coffee. His followers are likely groaning from the sheer lack of knowledge he and his fellow progressives display.
Yet, how delightful it is to see Kolinski, a self-proclaimed expert, dismiss the essence of cancel culture while simultaneously being its number one cheerleader. He insists that Kamala Harris never engages in cancel culture, though history suggests otherwise. Whether she was leading the charge to cancel Donald Trump’s Twitter or imploring Big Tech to regulate speech, her record is full of contradictions. It’s almost as if Kolinski missed the memo while taking a scenic flight over “flyover country.” One has to wonder if he also overlooked her entire campaign platform, where pronouns and canceling dissenters are front and center.
As our liberal friends continue to spiral into an emotional abyss, one can’t help but chuckle at their bold predictions for the future. Kolinski’s vision of a triumphant Kamala Harris winning every swing state sounds like something out of an imaginative fantasy novel where readers collectively ignore facts. His maps are more wishful thinking than actual predictive analytics, yet he wears his delusions like a badge of honor. There’s something truly comedic about watching these folks drift further left while still believing they’re in the right lane.
In the end, as their subscriber numbers dwindle and their grasp on reality slips further away, one must wonder how long it will take for the rest of the liberal YouTube ecosystem to wake up and smell the proverbial roses—or perhaps the stench of their own incompetence. Until then, the rest of us will happily sit back, grab popcorn, and watch as these creators navigate a disaster of their own. Who knew? The left’s downfall could be the best entertainment of our time!
