Staff Reports
Picture this: you’re at a movie theater, trying to enjoy the latest blockbuster. Suddenly, a group of rowdy folks bursts through the fire exits, kicking back in your favorite seats without so much as a “howdy!” Now, if you’re a responsible citizen, you’d expect those intruders to be shown the door, maybe even handcuffed and escorted out for their cheeky antics. Yet, when it comes to illegal immigration, it seems we’ve taken a page from the “let them eat cake” handbook, courtesy of those in Washington who think every border jump is just a fun field trip. Ah, the magic of modern governance!
Under the Biden administration, it’s almost like there’s a secret club where all the latest arrivals in our country get a VIP pass. Once Joe took office, it wasn’t just a regular diplomatic welcome. Word got out, and suddenly, everyone from Central America to who-knows-where was convinced that the United States was throwing open its doors with a red carpet, complete with balloons and a 100-day countdown to citizenship. Talk about a grand invitation—whether it’s justified or not, it seems the only requirement is being able to stake a claim on a couch in YOUR living room!
And here’s the kicker: while everybody’s taking their sweet time to wade through the legal jargon surrounding immigration, millions are flooding in—like a relentless tide of uninvited guests at a party that’s already reached capacity. It’s reported that over 6.3 million people encountered our borders since Biden took office in January 2021, with more than 2.4 million allowed into the country during that time34. That’s enough to make any sensible person question if any border security actually exists or if, perhaps, the Department of Homeland Security is just throwing caution to the wind, saying, “Why not? Let’s see where this ends!”
Even our beloved Vice President Kamala Harris seems to be channeling her inner spin doctor when asked about this chaos. You’d think she was explaining the concept of gravity rather than addressing the reality of our unsecured borders! While Harris delivers a word salad that would make even the most seasoned food critic raise an eyebrow, the message is clear: denying the obvious is the new norm. Secure borders? It’s a priority! Just like my diet is until I see a slice of pizza.
As if this weren’t entertaining enough, we’ve got the stats rolling in like high scores on a video game. There are now around 4 million anchor babies joining the American family tree2. Mothers often land in our country with taxpayer-funded support. But wait, it gets better! The average American can brace themselves for a double whammy: not only is Uncle Sam footing the bill for hospital stays but he’s also ready to fund those birth-to-cradle expenses through social welfare programs, helping these “guests” who can’t even say “thank you.” Let’s all give a warm round of applause for contributions that redefine the “American Dream” to mean packing as many uninvited guests in as possible!
And the cherry on top? Those who dare bring this entire circus act to light are met with accusations of hate speech for using terms like “invasion” or “illegal alien.” Not sure how calling something an invasion is hate speech if what’s happening looks like a literal invasion. But hey—logic is just a suggestion when you’re playing in the left’s playground!
In conclusion, as the political circus continues to perform, many are left scratching their heads. Should they set out a welcome cake or a no-trespassing sign? Truth be told, until common sense returns to the immigration discussion, we’re just the generous hosts at a raucous party with no end in sight. Maybe it’s time for a little more order and a lot less chaos. Until then, grab your popcorn and sit tight—it’s bound to be a wild show.
