In recent weeks, Portland has become the stage for a colorful, eye-catching protest scene that’s as perplexing as it is amusing. A group of protesters has taken to the streets dressed in neon 1980s aerobics gear, performing Jazzercise routines as their form of political expression. While it might seem like a comical attempt to get folks moving, the underlying message—or lack thereof—is much more concerning. This aerobics-themed protest epitomizes the absurdity that can come from misguided activism.
The protest’s goal—to oppose the enforcement of federal immigration laws—is overshadowed by its whimsical presentation. Instead of addressing the serious issues at play, like the removal of illegal immigrants who have committed heinous crimes, these protesters are actually diluting their own message by adopting such a frivolous approach. Here they are, clad in eye-popping gear, seemingly oblivious to the fact that they are essentially advocating for the protection of lawbreakers. The fashion choice might be cute, but the cause is far less endearing.
Critics argue this kind of protest trivializes the serious efforts by law enforcement to maintain immigration control and public safety. The previous administration’s lenient approach led to a backlog of cases, with many criminals entering the country illegally. The current administration is working to remedy this by enforcing immigration laws more strictly and removing dangerous individuals who pose a threat to communities. The protesters, instead of recognizing these efforts, choose to cavort in the streets, a stark contrast to the real issues being tackled.
The impact of illegal immigration extends beyond just crime. It undercuts wages and affects the working class, a topic often overlooked by those who claim compassion. The protesters, with their leg warmers and neon leotards, seem to forget—or simply ignore—that their antics do nothing to help the economy or support working citizens. The focus on the spectacle of a Jazzercise protest draws attention away from meaningful dialogue and solutions, further alienating those who are genuinely concerned with the welfare of American workers.
So, while these protesters jiggle and jive in misplaced merriment, the real work continues behind the scenes. The administration’s efforts to uphold immigration laws are beginning to reduce the backlog of immigration cases. It’s a long road ahead, but progress is being made. Perhaps the neon brigade of Portland might consider channeling their energies more productively. After all, it’s tough to take policy advice from someone who looks like they just stepped out of a brightly colored time capsule from the 1980s.

