Staff Reports
Joe Biden’s latest escapades have America laughing and cringing simultaneously. Our Commander-in-Chief’s persistent tendency to wander or freeze in public events is reaching comedic levels, though it might not be as funny when considering he’s leading the free world. Rumblings are turning into earthquakes as medical experts speculate Parkinson’s disease might be the secret sauce behind Biden’s bumbling.
First up, our beloved President waltzed away from the G7 summit in Italy, leaving Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni to reel him back in, like a parent corralling a toddler. The rest of the G7 leaders couldn’t help but notice Grandpa Joe’s antics, adding another chapter to the saga of Biden’s bewilderment. Maybe he just needed a break from all that international diplomacy to chat with some paratroopers?
JUST IN: President Biden appears to start wandering off at the G7 summit and has to be handled back in.
Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni was seen grabbing Biden to bring him back to the group.
This wasn't the only awkward encounter between the two. Biden was caught on… pic.twitter.com/xf8NizIVgH
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) June 13, 2024
Next, Biden’s Hollywood sequel: he managed to freeze mid-speech during a Los Angeles fundraiser. Cue former President Barack Obama to swoop in, hand in hand, pulling Biden offstage. It’s almost like a buddy cop movie gone wrong – except instead of solving crimes, they’re dodging questions about Biden’s health. Some Democrats might call it heartwarming; most Americans are calling it concerning.
In typical fashion, White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre came out swinging against “right-wing critics,” brushing off these daily episodes of Biden’s bumbling as “cheap fake videos.” She even played the “old friends” card, painting Biden and Obama’s arm-in-arm exit as nothing more than a bromance reunion. Sure, nothing says “fit for office,” like needing your former boss to escort you offstage.
Frozen (masked faces, diminished arm swing, less frequent blinking, etc) likely due to a central neurological disorder like Parkinsons. Oh, and watch till the end to see why you should always use filler in the midface sparingly….
If this was just a normal, elderly person, I… pic.twitter.com/clRsg98fC0
— Dr. Sheila Nazarian (@DoctorNazarian) June 17, 2024
Of course, medical professionals aren’t giving Biden a free pass. Southern California plastic surgeon Dr. Sheila Nazarian boldly suggested Biden’s behavior is more than just senior moments, pointing to signs of a neurological disorder like Parkinson’s. The doctor didn’t hold back, reminding us that a weak leader in the White House translates to a national security risk. As much as the left wants to paint over the cracks, Biden’s health issues are glaring.
Even renowned neurologist Dr. Ziad Nasreddine, whose cognitive tests are the gold standard, hinted at the possibility of Parkinson’s. With Biden’s record of confusing world leaders and misplacing important dates, it’s not just right-wing paranoia that’s sounding the alarm – it’s expert medical opinion. At 81, Biden’s wanderlust and frequent freeze-ups are less the charming quirks of an elder statesman and more the unsettling signs of a President who might be past his prime.
In a twist fitting for this administration, while White House officials insist the President is in tip-top shape, America watches in real-time as he stumbles, literally and figuratively, through the duties of his office. If this keeps up, Biden might need a full-time handler – though perhaps that job should go to the American voters in the next election.
