Staff Reports
Alright kiddos, gather round for a gander at the latest shenanigans happening at the United States-Mexico border. So, it seems like President Joe Biden, bless his heart, thought he could fix things up with an executive order. But hold your horses, because according to those left-wing brainiacs at the American Immigration Council, it’s not gonna do diddly squat to stop the flood of migrants pouring into our American neighborhoods.
Now, this executive order, as snooped out by the lively folks at Breitbart News, basically says that the Department of Homeland Security can start closing off parts of the border only after a whopping 2,500 migrants show up each day for a whole week. That’s like inviting a whole circus troupe of 17,500 migrants to crash our party every single week – yeehaw!
NEW: Yesterday was the first full day of President Biden’s executive order barring asylum to most illegal crossers being in effect, & it had no impact on numbers.
Per CBP sources, Border Patrol apprehended just about 4,000 illegal immigrants yesterday, on par with the low… pic.twitter.com/Qf59z6D9v0— Bill Melugin (@BillMelugin_) June 6, 2024
But get this, the order has more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese. It lets certain groups of migrants waltz in and still apply for asylum, even if they skipped right past the Ports of Entry like a kid sneaking past the principal’s office.
According to those smarty-pants over at the American Immigration Council, Biden’s Department of Homeland Security is still gonna be doing its merry dance of releasing a bunch of migrants into our backyard. They reckon that unless the magical fairy godmother appears to fix everything overnight, we’re gonna keep seeing lots of folks strolling around the country like they own the place.
In the last six months alone, over 671,000 migrants have been let loose in the U.S. with just a fancy notice to appear in front of an immigration judge someday way off in the future. That’s like giving someone a rain check for a party that might not even happen.
Even with the CBP One mobile app making sure folks have their boarding passes to our towns, the border’s still busier than a beehive on a hot summer day. Fox News’ Bill Melugin says that Biden’s order to stop illegal crossings hasn’t put a dent in the numbers, with around 4,000 folks still getting nabbed every day. It’s like a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong at this point!
So, even though the Reps Jim Jordan and Tom McClintock tried playing detective and asking DHS nicely for the numbers on all those released migrants, Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas is keeping that info locked up tighter than Fort Knox. Word on the street is that over 85% of the border crossers are being set free to roam like cows in an open field.
Now, all this sounds wilder than a rodeo show, but it’s the reality TV drama playing out at our border. So hang onto your hats, folks, ’cause this ain’t over ’til the fat lady sings… or until someone finally gets their act together and fixes this mess up proper!
