Staff Reports
The White House has made it clear that President Joe Biden’s campaign will foot the bill for his political travels, as he hits the road to rake in the dough in the Boston area and rub shoulders with a fancy Grammy-winning artist. White House spokeswoman Olivia Dalton assured the press that all the federal regulations and whatnot are being followed to a T, so nobody can accuse ol’ Joe of playing fast and loose with the taxpayer’s hard-earned moolah.
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According to Dalton, the White House’s Office of the General Counsel is doing some fancy footwork behind the scenes to figure out who’s paying what for Joe’s jaunts. And don’t fret, folks! Even as the 2024 general election looms on the horizon like a menacing storm cloud, Dalton wants you to know that it’s A-OK for Joe to do the money hustle while Congress deals with pesky stuff like funding for Ukraine and immigration reform. And hey, who cares if there’s a whiff of a potential impeachment inquiry? The president is president wherever he goes, so no need to sweat the small stuff, right?
The cherry on top of this cash-filled sundae is that Joe’s not just shaking hands and kissing babies at these soirees. Oh no, he’s hitting up fundraisers left and right, with a fancy lunchtime shindig in Weston, Massachusetts, followed by not one, but two glitzy finance events in Boston. And to top it all off, he’s even hobnobbing with singer-songwriter James Taylor at a ritzy campaign concert. Because nothing says “I’m just an average Joe” like schmoozing with multi-millionaire musicians while your staff figure out who’s footing the bill for your little party.
So there you have it, folks! Joe’s racking up the frequent flyer miles, raising the big bucks, and rubbing elbows with the stars, all while Uncle Sam’s piggy bank foots the bill. But hey, who’s counting, right?
