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In a scandal that would make even Big Bird blush, suspicions have arisen that Joe Biden might have cooked up a devious plot with the Cookie Monster himself. Yes, you heard that right, folks! The President of the United States is being accused of slipping some secret cash to “Sesame Street” in exchange for their characters spouting White House propaganda. And let me tell you, this is no laughing matter, even if it involves a giant blue puppet with a sweet tooth.
It Sure Looks Like Joe Biden Paid Off the Cookie Monster to Push White House Talking Pointshttps://t.co/h2eEOpBdYC
— RedState (@RedState) March 7, 2024
Now, let’s break it down for all you young readers out there. You see, there’s this thing called “shrinkflation,” which is basically a sneaky way for companies to keep prices the same while giving you less stuff. And who’s been railing against this shady practice? You guessed it – good ol’ Joe Biden! But here’s the kicker: “shrinkflation” is only happening because of the inflation caused by Biden’s own policies! Talk about a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black.
The White House tried to sweep this mess under the rug by claiming it was all just a coincidence. But come on, do they really think we’re that gullible? The timing of Sesame Street’s sudden interest in “shrinkflation” right after getting a fat stack of government cash from Biden is just too fishy to ignore. It’s like Elmo suddenly endorsing healthcare reform after a hefty donation from the CDC.
And let’s not forget the numbers, folks. Sesame Workshop, the nonprofit behind Sesame Street, saw their federal funding skyrocket under Biden’s reign, while Trump’s administration barely tossed them a measly cookie crumb. So, you tell me, does it seem like a fair trade for them to start parroting the White House’s talking points? I’ll let you make up your own mind, but I smell something rotten in the cookie jar.
The idea that our taxpayer dollars might be lining the pockets of a bunch of puppets who are in cahoots with the President is enough to make Miss Piggy squeal. This isn’t just a case of Big Bird getting a new feather boa; this is about the integrity of our nation’s highest office being called into question. So, until we have all the answers, I, for one, won’t be putting my trust in a government that plays footsie with fuzzy monsters.
