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that European leaders are somehow desperate for his pearls of wisdom. It’s like a spooky séance where the caller ID reads “ghosts of politicians past.” Biden’s claims of being hounded by these mysterious leaders sound more like a script for a comedy show than serious diplomacy. The reality? It’s pure fantasy, rooted in Biden’s never-ending quest for relevance.
The fact that Biden has failed to mention even one of these supposed leaders sends up red flags from the start. No Macron, no Merkel stand-in, and certainly not the latest placeholder from Belgium. Perhaps these are calls from beyond the veil, coming through some geopolitical Ouija board. America’s foes and friends alike must be laughing, as Biden’s top advisers seem to include Karl Marx and Neville Chamberlain.
Biden claims he’s getting calls from European leaders asking him to engage and give them advice.
Pure comedy 😆
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) July 5, 2025
What really stings is the hypocrisy behind the charade. Under Trump, there was no hiding. NATO was called out, its members asked to pay the fair share instead of relying on freebies from Uncle Sam. Now, here comes Biden, trying to wave a magic wand of invisible influence, pretending Europe’s political elite can’t make a move without his input. Let’s be real—if Europe seriously wanted Biden’s advice, they could have him. He could ride off into the sunset, Corvette and all, leaving America to get back on track with real leadership.
Instead, what we’re left with is Biden attempting to relive his glory days while driving around Delaware and composing a memoir nobody asked for. He insists he’s not back in politics, yet the irony of offering advice on global issues while bungling his way through domestic crises is laughable. The man has forgotten more speeches than he’s given.
Americans deserve a leader who doesn’t need to invent stories about international admiration to feel significant. The focus should be here at home—fixing our faltering economy, securing our borders, and electing those who possess a memory better than our local barista. If Biden’s best pals are whispering from the past, perhaps that explains what went wrong with his foreign policy. It’s time to move forward, not backward into a realm of make-believe diplomacy. Let’s keep our focus on the living, and lay Biden’s ghostly diplomatic fantasies to rest where they belong—forgotten.
