Staff Reports
Get ready for the ultimate showdown, folks! President Joe Biden is about to face his worst nightmare: losing the popular vote to none other than our beloved former President Donald Trump. Cue the confetti and fireworks, because this news has got conservatives cheering and Democrats shaking in their boots.
But hold on tight, because it seems like some Democrats are so desperate to avoid this impending defeat that they’re contemplating mutiny. That’s right – Politico recently laid out a three-step process to replace Biden on the ticket. Let the political drama unfold!
First things first, Biden must voluntarily step down. Now, we all know that getting rid of Biden won’t be a walk in the park. The guy is currently “on a glide path to the Democratic nomination,” apparently. Can you believe it? But fear not, my fellow conservatives, because Politico has a solution for us: convince Biden that retirement is the way to go. Good luck with that!
If, by some miracle, Biden decides to throw in the towel, then we’re in for a “battle at the convention” -a real nail-biter, I tell ya. Democrats will have to figure out what to do with Vice President Kamala Harris. Now, her poll numbers are even worse than Biden’s. Ouch! But wait, there’s a plot twist. Bypassing Harris might alienate African American voters. Oh no! The Democrats find themselves caught between a rock and a hard place.
Assuming they survive the Harris debacle, Democrats will then have to deal with the monumental task of restoring party unity. That’s right, folks. They have the audacity to think they can just sweep all their internal conflicts under the rug and expect us to forget. Nice try, Democrats. We won’t be fooled!
If things weren’t already messy enough for Biden, Special Counsel Robert Hur just added fuel to the fire. Hur cited the president’s declining mental prowess as the reason why he wouldn’t be prosecuted for mishandling classified documents. According to Hur, Biden’s memory is worse than a sieve. He can’t even remember when his own son died, for crying out loud! And let’s not forget how conveniently hazy his memory gets when it comes to important debates like Afghanistan. Can we really trust someone like that to lead our great nation?
