Staff Reports
In the liberal fantasy world of White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, President Joe Biden is some kind of unstoppable powerhouse, leaving reporters in his dust as he tirelessly works to accomplish…well, who knows what? But don’t worry, folks, because Karine is here to set the record straight and make us all believe that age is just a number when it comes to our dear leader.
During an interview on CNN, host Jake Tapper couldn’t help but burst into laughter when Karine claimed that Biden was running circles around the poor reporters who can’t seem to keep up with him. And really, can you blame him? The image of Biden zooming past a group of journalists, leaving them breathless and bewildered, is just too ridiculous to take seriously.
But Karine will stop at nothing to defend her dear leader. She brushed off polls showing that more than three-quarters of Americans have concerns about Biden’s advanced age, calling those Americans “ill-informed.” According to her, if only they could witness the marvel that is Biden’s stamina firsthand, they would surely change their minds. Sorry, Karine, but I think the American people can see right through the smoke and mirrors.
Throughout the interview, Tapper wasn’t shy about challenging Karine’s assertions. When she boasted about Biden’s visit to Kyiv and how “strong” he looked in a war zone, Tapper couldn’t help but make a sarcastic comment about Biden’s ability to walk. Ouch, Karine, that’s gotta hurt. It seems even Tapper, a liberal media darling, can’t help but poke holes in your flimsy narrative.
But Karine’s response? Just watch him! Yes, that’s right, folks. All you have to do is sit back, watch some carefully curated clips of Biden, and everything will magically fall into place. Who needs actual coherent policies and robust leadership when you can just watch a guy stumble through speeches and space out during important events, right?
Jake Tapper: "OK, so you're part of the 23% of adults who are NOT concerned about the president’s ability to be president because of his age and stamina. I got it."
KJP, laughing: "Because all you gotta do is watch him!"
Tapper: "But 77% of adults are worried…" pic.twitter.com/NdOWRUgiJ8
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) August 29, 2023
Even Biden’s most ardent supporters from his first campaign are starting to have doubts about his ability to handle a second term, and it’s not hard to see why. Public spills, spontaneous naps, stumbling, meandering, and vacant stares have become the norm for our supposedly “strong” leader. But hey, at least he’s still trailing behind former President Donald Trump in recent polls. Maybe that’s a sign that the American people aren’t as fooled by the Biden show as Karine would like to think.
So, folks, buckle up for another round of Biden’s bumbling adventures. It’s going to be a wild ride filled with misplaced words, awkward moments, and plenty of “what did he just say?” reactions. But don’t worry, because Karine will be there, spinning her own web of fairy tales to make us all believe that everything is just fine. Bless her heart.
