Staff Reports
The liberal lefties are at it again, folks! Congress is buzzing with chatter about Ukraine aid and securing the southern border, and let’s just say, it’s a real hootenanny. President Joe Biden got cozy in the White House with the “Big Four” congressional leaders, and boy, oh boy, did they have a lot to say. House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) even hinted that there might be a glimmer of hope for a deal. Bless his heart, he must be feeling mighty optimistic.
Johnson signals path for Ukraine aid following White House congressional meeting https://t.co/DcDiqDOIhI via @dcexaminer
— William McGarvey (@WilliamMcGarve7) January 18, 2024
Biden sat down with Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, and Mitch McConnell, among others, to hash out a deal on ole Joe’s supplemental request and the government funding bill. Now, Schumer reckons there’s a better than 50-50 shot at keeping the government open and funding the president’s request. Well, ain’t that just peachy?
But hold onto your hats, folks, because Johnson had a thing or two to say about the Democrats needing to hop aboard the H.R. 2 train if they want their hands on more Ukraine aid. He made it clear that Biden better put some elbow grease into fixing up that border before any deals are made. The House might be ready to make a move, but it’s gotta be the right move, y’hear?
Schumer, on the other hand, is singing the same ol’ tune about bipartisan cooperation. He’s yammering on about how nothing will get done without a little kumbaya between the Republicans and Democrats. Well, bless his heart, ain’t that just the sweetest thing you ever did hear?
The White House is keeping hush-hush about the nitty-gritty of the meeting, but they’ve got Ukraine on the brain. National Security Council spokesman John Kirby is all about Ukraine, Ukraine, Ukraine, and don’t even get him started on the consequences if we abandon ship. White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre is all up in arms about supporting Ukraine, and she’s beating that drum louder than a hoot owl on a summer night.
Well, folks, it looks like the political circus is in town, and these clowns are doing their best to keep the show rolling. It’s a wild ride, and you never know what jaw-dropping act will come next. So grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for the greatest show on Earth!
