Staff Reports
Wake up, all you patriots and freedom lovers! It’s time for a dose of truth served up with a side of good ol’ American common sense. The border crisis debacle is heating up faster than a Texas barbecue grill, and our very own Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) is leading the charge against the White House’s feeble attempts to pin the blame on House Republicans.
You see, folks, the situation at the border is spiraling out of control faster than a tumbleweed in a hurricane, and who does the left want to point fingers at? You guessed it – the hard-working Republicans who are simply trying to clean up the mess that President Joe Biden created. It’s like blaming the fireman for the fire he just put out!
Johnson knocks 'desperate' White House blame-shifting on border: ‘More smoke and mirrors’ | Washington Examiner https://t.co/6RzVew5FFS
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Speaker Johnson knows exactly where the blame lies – right at the doorstep of the White House. President Biden thought it would be a great idea to shred the effective border policies put in place by President Trump faster than a paper shredder on steroids. And now, we’ve got illegal crossings hitting new daily records, folks. It’s like a stampede of wild horses racing across the border, and Biden’s policies are the ones opening the gate!
But wait, it gets better. The White House has the audacity to claim they are the ones with a so-called “anti-border security record.” Give us a break! The president has the nerve to request billions in new border funding while pointing fingers at the House for funding cuts. It’s about as convincing as a snake trying to sell you a pair of boots.
And here’s the kicker – the White House is trying to sweep their mess under the rug with a $14 billion request for border funding. But hold onto your cowboy hats, because most of that money has nothing to do with actual border security. It’s more like a magician’s trick, trying to distract you with smoke and mirrors.
Now, Speaker Johnson’s deputy chief of staff for communications, Raj Shah, is setting the record straight, folks. He’s calling out the White House’s “desperate attempt” to shift the blame and expose the truth for what it is – a crisis induced by their own policies.
And don’t even get us started on the claim that House Republicans voted to cut Border Patrol. It’s like trying to sell us a story about unicorns in the backyard. Shah is debunking that nonsense faster than a hot knife through butter, citing fact-checkers who have exposed the White House’s fuzzy math.
So, there you have it, folks. The battle rages on between Speaker Johnson and President Biden, and it’s clear where the truth lies. The border crisis is a result of the White House’s reckless policies, and it’s about time they own up to it instead of pointing fingers at the hard-working Republicans trying to fix their mess.
Stay tuned, patriots, because this showdown is far from over. And remember, keep waving that flag high and proud – because that’s what makes America great!
