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College Prez Slams Men in Women’s Sports: Fair Play First!

Houghton University President Dr. Wayne Lewis Jr. made it crystal clear that he’s not on board with men hopping into women’s sports competitions. Yup, during a recent chat, Dr. Lewis straight up said no way to fellas trying to outdo ladies in athletic showdowns. The whole shebang kicked off when a dude who calls himself Sadie Schreiner, a student from Rutgers Institute of Technology rocking a male biology but identifying as a female, swooped in and snagged first place in the gals’ 200-meter dash at the All-Atlantic Regional Championships.

Now, let’s get this straight – Dr. Lewis isn’t about to twiddle his thumbs and let this slide. He’s got the backs of his female athletes at Houghton University who were booted down the rankings by this fella. Standing tall with a big ol’ Houghton logo blaring across their uniforms, these gals worked their tails off only to have a guy swoop in and steal their thunder. And Dr. Lewis ain’t having it, folks! He’s shouting from the rooftops that it’s just flat out wrong to mix biological boys with girls in the sports arena.

Let’s talk numbers for a sec – Schreiner clocked in at 25.09 seconds to claim victory in the women’s 200-meter event. Meanwhile, over in the men’s race, the last place finisher breezed through in 23.08 seconds. Oh, and back in January, Schreiner already nabbed a couple of records in the ladies’ 200-meter and 300-meter dashes, along with bagging the top spot in a 4×400-meter relay. The cherry on top? Schreiner snagged a Liberty League Women’s Track & Field Performer of the Week award for their efforts. But hold the phone, folks! Dr. Lewis is piping hot about the whole scene, pointing fingers at the silence surrounding this imbalance in competition that’s leaving female athletes in the dust.

Gathering steam, Dr. Lewis blasted out a statement calling out the crickets chirping instead of taking action to protect female sports from this mixed-up madness. He’s not mincing words, folks! This ain’t about squashing anyone’s dreams, but it’s all about keeping the playing field fair and square for the ladies who’ve worked their tails off. So, Dr. Lewis is standing firm, refusing to let this fly under the radar. Oh, and don’t you worry – this whole story comes wrapped up with a nice, conservative bow, courtesy of yours truly!

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