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Colt Ford’s Heart Attack: Country Star in Critical Condition!

Yeehaw! Hold onto your cowboy hats, folks, because country star Colt Ford, also known as Jason Farris Brown, has found himself in some serious trouble. The 54-year-old musician is currently laid up in critical condition after a heart attack scare. Ouch, that must have hurt worse than stepping on a prickly cactus in the Arizona desert.

Ford was strumming his guitar at Dierks Bentley’s Whiskey Row in Gilbert, Arizona, when all of a sudden, boom! His heart decided to do the hoedown and give him a scare that even a rodeo clown couldn’t top. A planned show at the Star of the Desert Arena in Primm, Nevada had to be canceled faster than a rattlesnake can strike on a hot summer day.

The poor fella got carted off to Banner Desert Medical Center in Mesa, Arizona, faster than you can say “yeehaw.” Now, he’s stuck in the ICU, where he’s apparently in stable but critical condition. Well, let’s hope his heart finds its way back home, like a lost doggie on the prairie.

According to reports, this isn’t Colt’s first time doing the health two-step. He’s been dancin’ with trouble for a while now, with previous tussles against an autoimmune disease called Myasthenia Gravis and even a round with eye cancer. Talk about a tough ole cowboy who just keeps on ridin’ through the storm.

Colt Ford is known for his country-rap tunes and teaming up with other country music partners like Brantley Gilbert and Willie Nelson. Heck, he even used to swing a golf club professionally. Now that’s a man with more talents than a tumbleweed has thorns. Here’s hoping Colt can lasso his health back into shape and keep on strummin’ his guitar for all his fans out there. Get well soon, Colt!

Written by Staff Reports

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