Staff Reports
This criminal clearly had too much time on his hands. A shameless thief treated a school parking lot like his personal dance floor last month, grooving under moonlight before stealing thousands in tech gear. Victoria Police released jaw-dropping footage showing the suspect busting moves for minutes before breaking into Sunbury’s classrooms.
The “Boogying Burglar” drove a silver Holden Commodore to the school at 1:10 AM. Instead of hiding, he turned the crime scene into a one-man disco – spinning, jumping, and rocking a red headband like some kind of twisted performer. While kids slept, this jerk prioritized his dance rehearsal over basic decency.
He stole three laptops and a projector worth over $5,000 – tools meant for students’ education. Let that sink in. While families struggle with rising costs, this lowlife prioritized his stupid dance moves over hardworking taxpayers’ investments in children’s futures.
Police described the suspect as a 30s-aged Caucasian with long dark hair and blue gloves. His ridiculous outfit – red-and-black hoodie, red headband – shows he wanted attention. Yet despite clear CCTV footage, he’s still roaming free weeks later. Where’s the urgency?
This isn’t just about stolen laptops. It’s about a society where criminals feel bold enough to turn theft into a spectacle. Soft-on-crime policies and defunded police forces have created playgrounds for lawbreakers. When crooks dance instead of hiding, our values are upside-down.
Parents are furious. One local mom said: “They’ll investigate a meme but can’t catch a dancing thief?” She’s right. While bureaucrats waste time on woke priorities, real criminals mock the system. Schools should be fortresses, not open mic nights for delinquents.
Conservatives demand action – not more committees or “understanding” the criminal’s struggles. Install real security. Jail repeat offenders. Stop coddling lawbreakers with therapy instead of prison time. Protect our kids’ schools like we protect politicians’ offices.
The hunt continues, but the damage is done. Every day this clown remains free, it’s a slap to every parent who trusts schools to be safe. Time to take off the kid gloves and put this dancer behind bars where his only audience will be prison guards.
