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January 6, 2025, was supposed to be the cherry on top of the Democrats’ politically correct sundae, the culmination of a four-year narrative labeling Donald Trump as the ultimate villain in American history. Envisioned as a glorious day filled with pomp and circumstance, this was the date when Congress would ceremoniously certify Kamala Harris as the first woman of color to seize the Oval Office—her triumph announced on the anniversary of January 6, 2021, which was conveniently cast as America’s darkest day. But it seems the Democratic scriptwriters may need a new job after their box office flop.
Instead of stepping into the spotlight, the Democrats are instead greeted with the cold, hard truth: the American public had other ideas about who should lead the nation. January 6 wasn’t about Harris’s supposed victory; it turned out to be a day of reckoning for the Democrats, who, in their cinematic aspirations, miscalculated the audience’s response. Rather than a triumphant applause, they were met with a collective “nope” from the electorate, throwing their meticulously crafted screenplay right into the trash.
In a move reminiscent of comedic irony, the January 6 certification turned out to be a glorious celebration of Trump’s presidency instead. While the media was prepped for tearful retrospectives laced with dreary, apocalyptic tunes, the reality was a party for the Republicans. If you thought Hollywood could churn out absurd plots, nothing quite matches the Democrats’ hopes to crown Harris as they lectured voters on the evils of Trumpism—only to find themselves drowning in a pool of their own narrative failures.
The big day came to a dramatic close with Trump taking the spotlight, proving that the voter base could not be swayed by the doom and gloom projected by the left. One can only imagine the looks on Democratic faces as Harris, in a role far removed from that of a victorious commander-in-chief, was instead presented with the gavel of surrender. Talk about a plot twist worthy of a third-rate thriller!
Ghosts of Jan. 6: The Final Humiliation of Kamala Harris https://t.co/C3TNWnb0YU
Another entertaining, and excellent read by media expert @ScottPinsker
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Sure, there will be plenty of viral moments and awkward photos as Harris steps away, possibly looking like she just lost a game of Monopoly to the very voters she thought she had in the bag. The Democrats will have to sit through their own post-mortem; no doubt they’ll need a strong dose of self-reflection to process the shock. So much for that highly anticipated ceremony—filled with applause and tears of joy—because the electorate made it abundantly clear they weren’t buying the Democratic hype.
Ultimately, as the curtain falls on this political drama, the Republicans can revel in the predictability of their win. They know the truth of the saga while the Democrats are left licking their wounds, contemplating their next move to regain relevance in a world that clearly isn’t following their script. It looks like it’ll be quite a while before those on the left dare to take another “called shot.”
