Folks, it’s time to buckle up and grab your popcorn because the Democrats are all worked up over the 2024 election. According to those nervous Nellies, if the election were held today, President Joe Biden would be packing his bags and Donald Trump would be setting up shop back in the Oval Office. But let’s pump the brakes on the Democratic doomsday express, shall we?
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) November 30, 2023
Now, the Dems want everyone to hold their horses and not go all Chicken Little just yet. You see, they’re clinging to the hope that these early polls are about as accurate as a broken clock. They’re quick to point out that modern public polling is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot. Can you believe that? They’re grasping at straws, hoping beyond hope that the polls are just plain wrong. Bless their hearts.
And let’s not forget about old Donny Boy. The Dems love to bring up his legal troubles and those pesky midterm elections where the Republicans didn’t exactly knock it out of the park. They’re holding onto the idea that Trump’s legal woes will be the thorn in his side that helps Uncle Joe buy some time. But we all know that’s wishful thinking if I ever heard it.
The economy could be the golden ticket for Biden, they say. If things start looking up, then maybe, just maybe, ol’ Joe might have a fighting chance. But come on, folks. Do we really think the economy is going to turn around that fast? I’d sooner believe pigs will fly before that happens.
Now, the panic button is fully pressed in the Democratic camp. We’ve got top dogs like David Axelrod sounding the alarm bells that Biden’s reelection hopes are about as likely as finding a unicorn in your backyard. And trust me, they’re shaking in their boots at the thought of Trump or the new kids on the block, Ron DeSantis and Nikki Haley, giving Biden a run for his money.
The Democratic playbook is looking a little worn out, and they know it. They’re pulling at straws and sweating bullets over the thought that their man, Joe, might not have what it takes to go another round. But hey, as the saying goes, desperate times call for desperate measures.
So, hold onto your hats, folks. It’s going to be a wild ride watching the Dems try to keep their cool and not hit the panic button too soon. But between you and me, I wouldn’t bet the farm on their ability to stay calm and collected. Let the games begin!