Staff Reports
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, a real conservative rockstar, flexed his political muscles by signing a law that gives the Golden State the cold shoulder. DeWine made damn sure that Ohio won’t be bowing down to California’s wacky emissions standards, saving Ohioans from potential financial doom. The new law is all about keeping Ohio true to its roots and protecting hardworking folks from unnecessary burdens. Who needs to follow in California’s footsteps when you can drive your big, American-made pickup truck in peace?
But hold onto your hats, because there’s a twist! This law also let those natural gas bigwigs cash in on the average Joe, thanks to a sneaky little amendment. It’s like giving a giant cookie jar to the cookie monster and saying, “Have at it, buddy!” But hey, who doesn’t love a good surprise, right?
Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signs law to safeguard state from EV requirements https://t.co/Ypx9NhB8Ip
— J. Metz (@Metz1245John) December 29, 2023
Republican Rep. Brett Hillyer stood tall and proud, declaring this law a godsend for Ohioans, especially those struggling to make ends meet. He put his foot down, proclaiming, “Ohio is not California,” and boy, does he have a point! This law protects Ohio from becoming a carbon copy of the left coast, and that’s a victory in itself.
Now, here comes the real MVP, Governor DeWine, swooping in to sign this bad boy just under the wire. He didn’t miss a beat, giving that law his seal of approval right before time ran out. It’s like a game-winning touchdown in the final second of the Super Bowl! Talk about making an entrance.
But wait, there’s more! DeWine also gave the green light to another law that has whistleblowers everywhere shaking in their boots. This one hits government employees square in the reporting requirements, making sure they’ve got their ducks in a row when it comes to calling out waste, fraud, or abuse. It’s like saying, “Snitches better have their facts straight or else!”
And let’s not forget about the controversial bill on transgender healthcare and sports. Governor DeWine is handling this hot potato with care, knowing full well the stakes are high. The SAFE Act, as it’s known, is all about keeping transgender athletes in their biological lane and putting the kibosh on certain medical procedures for minors. DeWine’s got the weight of the world on his shoulders with this one, but he’s not backing down.
Talk about a power-packed day in Ohio politics! With DeWine calling the shots, the Buckeye State is in for a wild ride, and you better believe it’s gonna be a conservative one. Keep on rockin’, Governor DeWine!
