Staff Reports
Y’all better buckle up, because this is some grade-A fake news right here! So, there’s this video floating around on Facebook that claims to show Texas farmers protesting the border crisis. But hold on to your hats, folks, because this video is as false as a toupee in a windstorm!
Our crack team of fact-checkers did some digging and found out that this video isn’t even from Texas. Nope, it’s from Germany! I mean, seriously, are we supposed to believe that those farmers have magically teleported all the way from the Lone Star State to Deutschland? Talk about fake news!
But here’s the real kicker, folks. Some social media genius had the audacity to claim that this video shows American farmers supporting Texas and their efforts to stop the southern border invasion. Now, call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure those German farmers have their hands full with sauerkraut and bratwurst, not worrying about what’s happening down in the good ol’ US of A.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I find it downright insulting that someone would try to pass off a bunch of German farmers as hardworking Texans. It’s like comparing a juicy Texas steak to a plate of sauerkraut. They just don’t belong in the same sentence, folks!
But hey, let’s give credit where credit is due. Those German farmers sure know how to protest. I mean, they really know how to make a statement with their tractors and all. Maybe we could learn a thing or two from them about how to stand up for what we believe in, Texas style!
So, next time you see some video floating around claiming to show Texas farmers protesting the border crisis, just remember that it’s as true as a three-dollar bill. We don’t need fake news like this clogging up the interwebs, folks. Now, let’s get back to focusing on the real issues at hand and leave the German farmers out of it, shall we? Yeehaw!
