Staff Reports
In an unexpected turn of events, Hunter Biden has clinched a sparkling new pardon from his dad, President Joe Biden. This shocking twist has left Democrats flailing about, desperately trying to salvage whatever credible narrative they had left. The irony? Just a few months ago, they seemed to believe that the idea of a presidential pardon for Hunter was as likely as Bigfoot moonlighting as a White House press secretary. And yet, here we are, with Old Joe making good on the family values—complete with a generous helping of nepotism.
Now, it’s utterly delightful to watch the Democratic hierarchy squirm. Recall Congressman Dan Goldman, who assured the loyal viewers of CNN in July that there was no chance Joe would ever stoop so low as to pardon his son. Watching him backtrack like a politician on a hot mic is a sight for sore eyes. One can only imagine the mental gymnastics required to reconcile his previous proclamations with today’s cringe-worthy reality. It reminds us all of election night when Democrats had a similar look of shock.
Meanwhile, the irony isn’t lost on anyone when considering how adamant they were about the unassailable concept that no one is above the law. For years, they pounded that mantra into our heads as if it were the gospel. Now, with Joe patting Hunter on the back and saying, “Don’t worry, son, Dad’s got your back,” it appears that the law has been officially renamed “guidelines you can ignore if you’re connected.” It’s almost cute: the way the Democrats adamantly insisted that they were morally superior, all while their leader rewrites the rules of accountability to fit his family’s needs.
One of the more humorous angles in all of this is how the liberal media tried to sell this sham as an act of paternal love, framing it as Joe’s noble effort to protect his beloved son from the so-called ‘corruption’ of the justice system. Meanwhile, there’s a collective eye roll from those with functioning neurons. Joe’s moral compass seems to point in the direction of what’s expedient rather than what’s right. Who knew saving democracy required such a blatant disregard for the rule of law?
The cherry on top of this comedy sundae comes from various talking heads attempting to rationalize Joe’s about-face; even Whoopi Goldberg—who has some questionable judgments of her own—seemed to be waving the white flag on calling Joe a liar. The baffling gymnastics of leftist media figures trying to frame Joe as an honest dad while spinning circles around his blatant hypocrisy are almost a form of performance art. Kudos to them for their dedication; it must require vast mental resources to keep the spin cycle alive.
But let’s not forget the ongoing festivity of Hunter’s situation coming hot on the heels of Cyber Monday, which means you can also get some cheeky merchandise to commemorate this calamity. The irony is palpable, as people are encouraged to celebrate their right to buy into the absurdity of our political landscape with a tacky T-shirt reading, “My family lies for me!” Who needs reality television when we’ve got the Biden family saga? It’s the ultimate gift that keeps on giving—right along with discounts at your favorite MAGA merch store.
In conclusion, one can only chuckle at the Democratic Party’s current posture. They once wielded the sword of justice with such ferocity, only to jab it into their foot. With Old Joe playing the part of the loving father while taking his son’s criminality off the table, it’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck—hilarious yet tragic. The only thing missing is popcorn and a sign reading, “No law? No problem!” As they say, the more things change, the more they stay the same. Enjoy the show, folks; it’s likely to get even wilder.
