Staff Reports
President Joe Biden’s recent pardoning of his wayward son, Hunter, has thrown the spotlight back onto a troubled past that’s less about reconciliation and more akin to a tabloid scandal. Suddenly, the whispers of Hunter’s decadent lifestyle are now front-page fodder, thanks to the revelations of a former girlfriend who isn’t shy about sharing the sordid details of their relationship.
The ex-girlfriend in question, Zoe Kestan, isn’t just any ordinary lady; she once excelled in the art of performing at a New York City strip club, where her fateful encounter with Hunter Biden took place in 2017. While the pair shared a fleeting romance that lasted 11 months, Kestan’s stories hint at a relationship drenched in debauchery, with escapades stretching from one luxury hotel to another, all fueled by an insatiable appetite for drugs.
Chuck Todd says,"You want to get angry. You read the Hallie Biden transcript, that's Beau's widow.
Hunter turned her into a crack addict.
"And Joe & Jill Biden were so concerned about their family they ran for president."
Where was he in 2017-2020 ?pic.twitter.com/tGYna64cZp
— Brandon Johnson (@Patriot_45_) December 4, 2024
Their relationship came crashing down in a spectacularly unromantic way. Kestan made the trek to Massachusetts to visit Hunter, who was apparently spending time in a rehab facility. Rather than focusing on recovery, they decided another round of illicit activities was in order—this time, procuring the ingredients for Hunter’s favorite pastime: cooking crack. Nothing says “getting your life back on track” quite like a trip to score cocaine in between therapy sessions.
The actual breakup was a masterclass in awkwardness, guided by the cold clicks of an email rather than a heartfelt face-to-face chat. After months of silence, Kestan dared to reach out with good wishes for Hunter’s daughter’s graduation, only to receive a response that could have been scripted straight from a cheesy rom-com. In a dramatic twist, Hunter announced his newfound marital bliss, claiming to be “happier than ever,” which surely left Kestan wondering if she was still living in a bad dream.
Social media, as one would expect, has erupted with reactions to this revealing saga, with many pointing fingers not only at Hunter but also at mainstream media outlets. There are users questioning the past narratives spun by publications like The New York Times, notorious for their attempts to dismiss Hunter’s laptop story as “Russian disinformation.” Now, the tide seems to have turned, as it’s clear that Hunter’s vaguely reputable past is indeed tied to that infamous laptop, suggesting that those who pointed fingers might now have to face some uncomfortable truths.
In a time when the term “accountability” seems as elusive as a legitimate news story, one can only wonder what this sordid episode will reveal next. With every new twist in the Hunter Biden saga, a clearer picture emerges of a family seemingly destined for chaos, all while the rest of the nation watches with a mix of disbelief and, ironically, morbid curiosity.
