Staff Reports
In the latest episode of political theater, the Democrats are now attempting to dislodge Joe Biden from his presidential perch. But hold on to your popcorn, because it turns out Joe has a secret weapon, though no one would have guessed this one: Hunter Biden. Yes, the same Hunter Biden known more for his shady business deals and laptop scandals is now the gatekeeper to the Oval Office?
It’s a well-known fact that getting anything done in Washington requires navigating a maze of red tape, but Democrats now face the Herculean task of sidestepping Hunter Biden. To unseat Joe Biden, they must first navigate through the swampy waters of Hunter’s influence. In a party that loves to tout transparency and accountability but often exhibits neither, this looks like an insurmountable challenge.
Hunter Biden’s the real point person in Joe’s White House — don’t underestimate the first sonhttps://t.co/fdZmHYgfHI
— Assoc_Pundits (@AssocPundits) July 9, 2024
Hunter Biden is proving to be more than just a thorn in the side for any Democrat with ambitions to replace his father. From serving as a distraction with his endless scandals to allegedly wielding considerable influence, Hunter appears to be acting as a proxy commander in chief. It’s as if Democrats need to slay the dragon guarding the castle before they can even get a glimpse of the throne.
This messy scenario paints a hilarious yet troubling picture of Democratic woes. No longer is Joe Biden the lone figurehead being scrutinized; now there’s a family affair to consider. The Biden dynasty, plagued by controversies and unpopular decisions, manages to make the task of unseating an incumbent even more farcical.
So, while Democrats bust out their chessboards to strategize Joe Biden’s exit, they’d better be prepared for a game of high-stakes Monopoly featuring none other than Hunter Biden as the unpredictable player who never follows the rules. The ‘Big Guy’ is ironically relying on the very family member who has been the source of so many headaches to keep him in office.
