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Brace yourselves, folks, because little ol’ Hunter Biden is at it again! The President’s prodigal son made his grand appearance in a Los Angeles federal courtroom just the other day, where he oh-so-defiantly pleaded not guilty to a whole nine charges against him. Can you believe it? This guy must have been taking master classes in audacity from his dad!
NEW: Our story has info from inside the courtroom, reported by @RedState Managing Ed. @jenvanlaar: https://t.co/YWgbw0cq3z
— RedState (@RedState) January 11, 2024
According to the government, Hunter Biden is accused of evading taxes on his earnings from foreign entities, racking up a grand total of “at least $1.4 million.” That’s right, folks, the apple didn’t fall far from the tree when it comes to financial shenanigans. Can someone say “pay your fair share,” Mr. Biden?
Now, the icing on the cake is the government’s claim that Hunter Boy spent all that hard-earned cash on a real wild party lifestyle. We’re talking about drugs, escorts, luxury hotels, rental properties, exotic cars, and let’s not forget the oh-so-classy clothing and other personal indulgences. It seems Hunter has no problem splurging on everything under the sun, except, you know, paying his taxes like the rest of us hardworking Americans.
Of course, the brave and fearless managing editor of RedState, Jennifer Van Laar, was there in the courtroom to give us the inside scoop. She reported that the trial is set for June 20, 2024. Let’s mark our calendars, folks, because this is going to be a not-to-be-missed spectacular show. And hey, at least we’ll have something entertaining to distract us from all the economic consequences of this administration’s disastrous policies.
But wait, there’s more! Hunter’s attorney, Abbe Lowell, seems to want to cry foul by bringing up a “sweetheart deal” that supposedly went sour due to “congressional interference.” Ah, yes, the infamous blame game. I guess it’s never too early to start pointing fingers and playing the victim card, right, Hunter? Talk about desperate moves to avoid taking responsibility for your actions.
Now, let’s not forget who appointed the judge presiding over this case – none other than the legendary Donald J. Trump himself. Oh boy, you can just imagine the liberal heads exploding over that one. The Trump derangement syndrome is alive and kicking, folks!
All in all, it’s just another day in the life of the Biden family circus. We’ve got taxes being dodged, wild parties, and lawyers playing the blame game. It’s like a reality TV show, except it’s real life, and unfortunately, the American people are the ones left holding the bag. Maybe next time, Hunter, you can spare us the drama and just pay your dang taxes. It’s not that hard, really.
