Staff Reports
It seems that Kamala Harris has pulled the ultimate dodge, and this time it’s not just a spin on policy; it’s a complete cancellation of public scrutiny. As the Vice President fumbled her way into a potentially embarrassing public speech, she opted for the high-pitched escape maneuver that would make even Houdini nod in respect. Rather than standing up and facing a roomful of critics, she ducked out—missing a prime opportunity to get roasted by none other than Donald Trump himself.
In a hypothetical world where Harris had bravely faced the music, Trump would have sauntered to the podium with his typical bravado, ready to put on a show. A speech that people across the aisle would have tuned in to hear, not so much for policy discussions but for the delightful spectacle of Trump unleashing his trademark humor on an easy target. One can only imagine the lighthearted jabs he could deliver, turning the event into a masterclass of political comedy.
Here’s the Trump roasting that cowardly Kamala has ducked.. By Piers Morgan https://t.co/dlEeoa99tl
— 🇺🇸 The Briefing Room 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 (@Briefing__Room) September 24, 2024
Imagining Trump’s promised performance, it’s easy to picture him pointing out the many dubious accomplishments of the Harris administration. Perhaps he would have highlighted the chaos at the southern border—like sending invitations to illegal immigrants while those in charge sit on their hands. Trump has a knack for boiling down complex issues to their absurd core, and nothing would be off-limits—especially when it comes to Kamala’s infamous giggles during serious discussions.
In a not-so-distant universe where Harris actually attended, Trump’s anticipated speech might have touched upon her record. With a wink and a grin, he could have reminded everyone about her ambitious yet vainglorious aspirations and how they’ve only led to more questions than answers—kind of like her approach to addressing the inflation crisis. A humorous monologue focused on her promises would have undoubtedly brought laughter, especially when one considers the current state of the economy.
Instead, Harris’s decision to cancel is a classic example of a politician avoiding the heat when it gets too intense. While Trump would have kept the crowd entertained, Harris chose to hide behind her desk, perhaps wondering if she should have followed an old but invaluable piece of advice: when the going gets tough, the tough get going…to a different event. Her absence only makes one question what she’s truly afraid of. Lack of a sense of humor? A shaky record? Or perhaps just a good old-fashioned public roasting that might hit a little too close to home?
