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Kamala Harris has officially traded in her vice presidential duties for a Hollywood gig, recently signing on with Creative Artists Agency like a starlet looking to snag a role in the latest superhero flop. Fresh from a catastrophic campaign that would make even a reality show contest cringe, she’s now relying on the glitz and glamour of Tinseltown to bolster her floundering image. Apparently, nothing screams “political comeback” like schmoozing with the Hollywood elite.
Creative Artists Agency wasted no time in announcing plans to book Harris for speaking engagements and publishing deals, all in an effort to rehabilitate her public persona. Long gone are the days of actual political responsibilities. Instead, this move underscores Harris’s desperate desire to be seen as relevant post-White House, which, let’s face it, is the political equivalent of starting a YouTube channel after an awkward breakup.
In a bizarre turn of events, Joe Biden also made headlines by signing with the same agency just weeks ago. It seems like CAA is on a mission to represent America’s washed-up political figures, as if they’ve inadvertently enrolled in the “How to Capitalize on Your Failures” class. One can only imagine the conversations over at CAA, filled with awkward laughter and cringeworthy attempts to pitch their newest clients’ “brand” while desperately hoping for a miracle.
The choice to partner with Harris raises more than a few eyebrows. She struggled through her campaign, dodging interviews like a cat avoids water, and when she did manage to speak, it often resulted in headlines better suited for a comedy skit. Yet CAA seemingly sees potential in a woman whose biggest accomplishments have often been lost in the mishmash of disjointed policies and empty rhetoric. It’s puzzling what exactly they think they can sell her as—certainly not a credible candidate given her recent track record.
Kamala Signs With Hollywood Talent Agency #PJMedia https://t.co/ADm1LV8ceM
— Matt Margolis (@mattmargolis) February 20, 2025
One can only speculate on how many disastrous pitch sessions lead to the signing of Harris. Could the CAA executives have been blinded by party loyalty to Biden and Harris, leading them to take on such a shaky candidate? After all, their roster now reads like a who’s-who of washed-up Democrats who can’t seem to stay in the limelight. From Joe Manchin to Beto O’Rourke, the team at CAA appears hell-bent on proving that when it comes to failed politicians, there’s no shortage of potential clients in need of a PR makeover.
As Harris prepares to accept her participation trophy at the upcoming NAACP Image Awards, one must wonder whether being embraced by Hollywood can truly salvage a political career that’s sinking faster than a blockbuster sequel no one asked for. If her stint in front of the cameras yields nothing but more cringeworthy moments, it might just be time for Harris to consider a career change—perhaps to the world of reality television, where her true talents can shine in all their chaotic glory.
