Staff Reports
The White House Press Secretary has undoubtedly leveled up under President Donald Trump, showcasing a remarkable choice in Karoline Leavitt, the sharpest tool in the shed at just 27 years old. This new appointment has already drawn the ire of the left, who continue to display symptoms of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Among the most vocal of the jealous critics is Suzanne Lambert—who is as delightful as a root canal—taking jabs at Leavitt’s looks and policies like a schoolyard bully who never left the playground.
Lambert’s latest rants include everything from Leavitt’s stance on healthcare to her choice of makeup, proving yet again that envy can turn anyone into a bitter critic. The barrage of insults clearly indicates that the left hasn’t learned to cope with their loss and is instead doubling down on their playground petulance. It’s almost nostalgic to watch them act out like toddlers who just lost their favorite toy.
New White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt did her first press briefing today and told a number of demonstrable lies (about condoms for Gaza, the criminal records of undocumented migrants, and more).
This is how the New York Times covered it. pic.twitter.com/yPvYKk3lCI
— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) January 29, 2025
Adding a touch of hilarity to the situation, Lambert couldn’t resist making a dig at Leavitt’s marriage to real estate developer Nicholas Riccio, who is significantly older than her. She stumbled over herself trying to concoct a clever jab about Medicare, perhaps unaware that the intent was as transparent as her jealousy. It’s almost painful to watch the lengths liberals will go to find fault, all while revealing more about their own insecurities than those they aim to criticize.
Leavitt has already proven she’s got more guts in her little finger than Lambert has in her entire mean girl repertoire. Recently married and a new mother, she faced the world with a poise that even triggers the most ardent of leftists. Lambert’s mockery of Leavitt’s hairstyle—comparing it to a fifth-grade look—might hold some weight if it weren’t coming from someone so unoriginal. Perhaps next, Lambert will critique Leavitt’s choice of cereal in the morning as she continues her spiral into ridiculousness.
Meanwhile, while the left focuses on being critical—rather than contributing to meaningful discourse—Trump’s administration is off to a running start, working to restore the country back to its former glory. Watching them squirm and lash out is nothing short of comedic gold, as they fumble around trying to find something, anything, to hold onto in the wake of watching the Trump team make America great again. It’s a welcome reminder that, regardless of their attempts to undermine the new press secretary, they only serve to highlight their own absurdity.
