Staff Reports
In a world where logic and reason seem to have hitched a ride on the express train to Crazy Town, it seems the left’s elite are on a racial roller coaster, throwing insults like confetti. The latest contestant in this absurdity contest is none other than Mark Cuban, the billionaire turned self-proclaimed feminist guru, who recently decided that Trump supporters, particularly the female ones, are just plain old stupid. Because when you’re struggling to defend your party’s unpopularity, lobbing insults is the new strategy.
Joining the esteemed clowns on The View via Skype—sorry, did we mention the set looked like it was designed for a nursing home?—Cuban expressed his grand revelation: Donald Trump is surrounded by “unintelligent women.” Funny, he must have missed all the strong women who back Trump. You’d think, as a multi-millionaire, Cuban would know better than to insult a whole demographic based on the lack of celebrity endorsements at rallies. After all, perhaps the strong, intelligent women supporting Trump are busy actually doing strong, intelligent things instead of prancing around on stage. Maybe they have actual careers to tend to. Who knew?
What’s a response to a flat-out absurdity like that? Well, many strong women, including Kellyanne Conway and Kayleigh McEnany—who, let’s be honest, could probably bench press Cuban on a bad day—decided it was time to take their grievances online. The parade of outrage truly showcased the depth of Cuba’s cluelessness. In a world where the left can’t even define what a woman is, logic takes a backseat to whimsy. Instead of contemplating their own ridiculous contradictions, they prefer to hurl insults.
Wait, but the comedic cherry on top is when Marjorie Taylor Greene made a pull-up analogy that had everyone giggling. Meanwhile, Cuban and his band of elitists are hurling accusations from their cushy penthouses while failing to recognize the sheer strength many Trump-supporting women possess. They probably couldn’t do a pull-up, let alone lift their heads out of their echo chambers. Yes, Mark, maybe it’s not just the “lack of strong, intelligent women” that’s the problem; maybe it’s the sheer inability to see beyond the liberal bubble and appreciate what real hard work looks like.
Then, of course, the inevitable cringe happened: Cuban mentioned algorithms as the reason some poor, confused men are voting against Kamala Harris. Yes, Mark, the algorithms can’t stop sending male voters Trump memes right after they watch their favorite football highlights—it’s a conspiracy! Nothing says “intellectual debate” quite like blaming social media for one’s dismal polling numbers. If Cuban is so “geeky” about algorithms, he might have used data analysis to discover why voters aren’t flocking to the Harris campaign. Spoiler Alert: she came off as too unqualified, too “progressive,” and too well… unlikable!
So, what’s the takeaway? The left seems to have become a circus, with clowns like Mark Cuban juggling insults instead of ideas. Hell, the only thing they’ve successfully showcased is how uncomfortable they are with women who don’t fall in line with their narrative. While they mockingly label intelligent and accomplished women as unqualified, they find themselves perpetually stuck in a revolving door of contradictions and contempt. What’s amusingly ironic is that in their attempts to belittle Trump’s supporters, they’re only revealing how fragile their own grip on reality truly is. Bravo, Mark Cuban! Keep it coming; they can’t get any more ridiculous than this, can they?
