Staff Reports
In a shocking turn of events that would make even the most jaded political observer chuckle, it turns out that tasing journalists who pen tell-all books about Joe Biden’s cognitive decline is a definite no-go. Who could have guessed? What’s next? Arresting them for pretending to be real reporters? The mainstream media seems to be caught in a perpetual loop of denial, as they scramble to act surprised about the obvious deterioration of a man who can hardly finish a sentence without a bathroom break.
For starters, it should come as no surprise that the media, having fawned over Biden like he was the second coming of Ronald Reagan, is now playing dumb about his mental fitness. One can almost hear the collective gasp of disbelief echoing from the liberal strongholds. The Democrats and their media counterparts have been in an exquisite dance, creating narratives so far removed from reality that one might think they’d been sipping on the sweet nectar of delusion. The only thing that might have more twists than this conspiracy is a roller coaster at an amusement park.
The details that have emerged from the new book “Fight: Inside the Wildest Battle for the White House” are just the icing on a very dysfunctional cake. Written by a couple of journalists who have somehow evaded reality, the narrative insists that the Democratic machine had no clue about Biden’s mental decline until it was already too late. This is the same press pool that drooled over every incomprehensible word muttered by the now-ex-president, while simultaneously ignoring the glaring signs of his cognitive hiccups. If the Democrats were any more out of touch, they would be communicating in Morse code from a bunker somewhere, holding on to fading memories of coherent political discourse.
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Anyone with a functioning brain—and a Wi-Fi connection—has been aware of Biden’s mental gymnastics for ages. The man looked less presidential and more like a bewildered grandparent trying to remember where he placed his glasses. Even his handlers needed a map to help him navigate basic events, as he would often shake hands with imaginary friends rather than with actual dignitaries. The real wild card in this game of political charades is imagining how those in the media can still maintain the facade of shock. Did they really think that wagging a finger and playing the blame game would absolve them from responsibility for propping up a candidate who couldn’t string two coherent thoughts together?
It’s also quite humorous that the media tries to feign angst about the “surprising” results of Biden’s solitary debate performance. If one were relying on CNN or any similar outlet to provide the straight scoop, it would be like asking a cat to drive a car—thoroughly confused and completely unlikely to get anywhere reasonable. Meanwhile, the intellectuals watching the spectacle knew what to expect, as they had the foresight to simply pay attention to reality instead of indulging in the media’s version of fairy tales.
As new tell-alls flood the shelves faster than “Bluey” merchandise at a toy store, one wonders how these journalists are managing to churn out these exposés with such alacrity. Had they been working on these gems from the shadows all along? That wouldn’t surprise anyone watching the circus unfold. The mainstream media’s aim has always been to protect the Democrats at all costs, and now their spin on Biden’s cognitive deficits is their ultimate Nemesis. It’s akin to watching a puppy try to eat its own tail—both comical and a little sad.
As it stands, the narrative of media manipulation continues to clash with the reality of the grim situation surrounding Biden’s tenureship. The only surprise here is how the mainstream media continually proves that it can dig a deeper hole with each attempt to rewrite history. Their constant attempts at damage control are almost a spectator sport at this point, and one can’t help but sit back and enjoy the show as America’s clowns put their performance on full display.
