Staff Reports
A new battle cry has emerged from the conservative ranks, and it comes in the form of beer. After an attempted assassination on former President Donald Trump, supporters have rallied around the notion of “fight,” a sentiment that has echoed in sports stadiums and around kitchen tables alike. Enter Conservative Dad’s Ultra Right Beer, which has rolled out a limited edition brew aptly named “Conservative Dad’s FIGHT.” Complete with a striking label featuring Trump with bloodied determination and an American flag, this beer embodies the spirit of resilience that resonates with patriotic Americans.
The mastermind behind this frothy innovation, Seth Weathers, has tapped into a potent wave of emotion following the shocking incident at Trump’s July 13 rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. During the event, an aspiring assassin fired shots, injuring Trump and tragically taking the life of a retired fire chief. Rather than cower in fear, Trump responded defiantly—his fist raised, chanting “fight, fight, fight”—and conservative Americans have rallied around that message with unwavering pride. Weathers recognized this moment as a powerful opportunity to create something special, hence the birth of the FIGHT beer.
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— Paul Bedard (@SecretsBedard) July 24, 2024
Dressed in a snazzy black, white, and red label, the beer bottle reflects the energy of the movement. The visuals tell an undeniable story: a bruised yet unbroken Trump, defiantly proclaiming the need to stand up for America in the face of malevolence. It’s not just a drink; it’s a rallying point for conservatives everywhere. This isn’t just about quenching thirst; it’s about celebrating a culture built on backbone and bravery.
The excitement doesn’t stop at the label; the beer is already being billed as a collector’s item. Weathers anticipates that this six-pack will surpass even the wildly popular “Let’s Go Brandon” Christmas wrapping paper as the most coveted conservative novelty of the year. With prices set at $25 per six-pack (plus shipping), it’s an investment that promises to pay off for those who want to toast to true conservative values while bragging about their find to friends.
For those who shy away from the idea of simply enjoying a beer, the purchase serves a dual purpose. A portion of sales will be directed toward fighting for conservative causes like the 1776 Project PAC. So, what’s better than sipping on a cold FIGHT beer while supporting a movement that promotes historical understanding and conservative values? It’s the kind of initiative that makes sipping brewskis feel distinctly revolutionary.
As the FIGHT beer hits the shelves, conservatives are reminded that they are not just consumers; they are also part of a larger movement. And nothing says “We won’t back down” quite like a cold one dedicated to rallying spirits—one that promises to spark conversation, camaraderie, and a whole lot of pride in the face of adversity.
