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New Epstein Bombshells Fly, Clinton Caught Red-Handed!

Tasty new court documents about Jeffrey Epstein and his sleazy circle of wealthy buddies have been released and, surprise, surprise, both Bill Clinton and Donald Trump have been dragged through the mud. But hold your horses, folks, because the devil’s in the details.

Former President Bill Clinton’s name is splattered all over these documents. In fact, his name appears a whopping 73 times! That’s more mentions than there are flavors at an ice cream parlor! One of Epstein’s victims even spilled the beans about Epstein saying that Clinton “likes them young,” referring to girls. Yikes!

On top of that, there’s a cringe-worthy photo of another Epstein victim giving Slick Willie a back massage. And get this: Clinton hopped on Epstein’s private jet a cool 26 times in just two years. Someone get this guy a frequent flyer card for creepy flights!

But wait, there’s more! Clinton was photographed getting a back massage from an Epstein victim, who was pressured into performing sex acts by Epstein and his sidekick, Ghislaine Maxwell. Talk about a rough day at the office!

Now, let’s shift gears to former President Trump. His name only comes up once in these new documents, and it’s not even that juicy. Some gal testified that Epstein said he would call up Trump back in 2001 for a pit stop at a casino in Atlantic City. That’s it, folks. Nothing to see here!

The flight logs showed that both Clinton and Trump took rides on Epstein’s private jet, dubbed the “Lolita Express.” But hold on a second — the logs don’t indicate that either of these former presidents visited the Caribbean island where Epstein’s sick operations were going down.

Hey, here’s the cherry on top: In a 2018 interview, attorney Brad Edward, who represented 70 Epstein victims, said Trump was the only one who gave him the time of day and was actually helpful in providing information about Epstein. So there you have it, folks, Trump wasn’t involved in any shady business with Epstein.

The liberal media is working overtime to make the interactions of these two former presidents seem equal, but let’s set the record straight. It’s clear as day that Clinton’s connections to Epstein are way shadier than Trump’s. So, thanks for trying, liberal media, but we see right through your games.

It’s a real shame that these documents don’t completely clear Trump’s name, but at least they show the wild hypocrisy in the way the media covers these stories. If the shoe were on the other foot, the headlines would be totally different.

 

 

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