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Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most liberal loon of them all? Drumroll, please, because the award goes to none other than the one and only Keith Olbermann. You heard that right, folks! Olbermann takes the cake for being the wackiest Democrat out there, and that’s saying something in a crowded field of left-wing lunatics.
Keith Olbermann Has a Must-See Meltdown for the Ages Over Trump Ballot Decisionhttps://t.co/hNETgxXTgd
— RedState (@RedState) March 4, 2024
Olbermann’s head nearly exploded when the Supreme Court shot down some liberal scheme to kick Donald Trump off the ballot in Colorado. You could practically hear the keys clacking as he furiously typed out his meltdown. He even had the audacity to slam the liberal justices on the Court. Talk about biting the hand that sometimes feeds you, Keith!
But hold on to your hats, because the crazy train is making another stop. Olbermann’s next move was to call for the Supreme Court to be abolished. Abolished, people! That’s like asking for your own parents to be grounded. Olbermann is so desperate to strip away rights and freedoms if it suits his agenda, he’d turn a democracy into a dictatorship without a second thought.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any kookier, Olbermann starts spouting gibberish about tears being urine. It’s like he’s trying to write the script for a bad comedy flick, but failing miserably. Then he goes off the deep end suggesting Biden should go full-on dictator, round up the Supreme Court justices, and cancel the whole darn election. Right, because that sounds totally normal and not at all like a plot from a dystopian novel.
It’s clear that Olbermann’s elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. His current level of insanity can only be explained by a complete mental breakdown. Maybe someone should throw him a lifeline before he goes off the deep end for good. But let’s face it, with friends like that, Olbermann might as well be screaming into the void.
So, here we have it, folks. Olbermann’s epic meltdown is a cautionary tale of what happens when you mix politics with a dash of delusion and a sprinkle of derangement. Keep your popcorn handy, because this show is far from over. And remember, truth is often stranger than fiction, especially in the world of liberal hysteria.
Writer’s Note: If common sense and rationality were currency, Olbermann would be bankrupt. Thank goodness for the sanity-saving grace of conservative principles!
