Staff Reports
The Left has officially declared war, and it seems they have targeted their efforts less on policy and more on sabotaging good old-fashioned American support for President Trump. In a classic display of liberal lunacy, a 63-year-old man from Bucks County, Pennsylvania, named Alaric Dalberg, was recently arrested for turning his anti-Trump vendetta into a bizarre hobby—throwing nails and screws under the cars of Trump supporters. It’s unclear whether he spends his weekends plotting new schemes or if he simply stumbles into this chaos like a toddler in a toy store.
Dalberg’s efforts to wage war on political opponents were particularly unique; he couldn’t resist the urge to throw sharp metal objects into the driveways of his neighbors. The local police had quite the spectacle when they caught this anti-Trumper in the act—not once, not twice, but multiple times as he made his grocery store rounds in Yardley. It’s almost as if he thought he was performing community service for future “Trump-haters” instead of engaging in what most would consider criminal behavior.
This is a completely batsh*t insane story.
A lib psychopath from my hometown in Bucks County, PA has been arrested for throwing nails and screws on the driveways and under the cars of people with Trump signs.
He got caught because he came to a grocery store FIVE TIMES to throw… pic.twitter.com/86q2QA7qo9
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 31, 2025
In one incident, Dalberg reportedly launched his projectiles like an amateur politician aiming for a red state, but instead of votes, he just managed to pop some tires. On October 30, 2024, a contractor found his yard littered with nails near a large inflatable Trump figure. Somewhere out there, an inflatable representation of our favorite president is likely sobbing in desperation. And the extremely efficient operation continued when an employee at McCaffrey’s Food Market found her vehicle similarly outfitted with Dalberg’s “anti-Trump gifts” upon leaving her shift. Who says liberals are out of touch with reality? They sure know how to spread a little chaos, one nail at a time.
Outside of the sheer absurdity of his efforts, Dalberg’s actions reflect a more serious trend of leftists trying to intimidate and harass those who dare to support the Red Team. It appears that these attempts to disconnect Trump supporters from their vehicles are the equivalent of childlike tantrums thrown by adults who should have outgrown playground antics. But with the growing number of incidents—like punctured tires and scattered screws—it becomes painfully clear that malice is thriving on the Left.
Moreover, there’s no shortage of irony in the current leftist habit of vandalizing Teslas while simultaneously berating them for being bad for the environment. It’s truly a sight to behold—liberals engaging in Molotov cocktail attacks on electric vehicles. Their poorly thought-out vandalism stands as a testament to their ideological confusion. It makes one wonder if they genuinely understand the nuances of the products they claim to appreciate, or if their capacity for coherent thought has just evaporated like their logic.
As the Left continues to devolve into a spurning mass of emotional breakdowns and misguided anger, it becomes clearer that they are not concerned with substantive issues. Instead, they seem to revel in the chaos they create, whether that’s annoying neighbors or making a spectacle out of failed attempts to destroy opponents’ vehicles. Maybe it’s time for them to step back, reflect, and fight for something that truly matters instead of pursuing these petty vendettas that only serve to showcase their moral decay. The real world is out there, and it would behoove them to engage with it, rather than throwing a midlife crisis into the middle of their daily grind.
