Staff Reports
If you ever wondered which state would stand tall in the face of an alien invasion, recent rankings have handed the crown to Virginia. It’s not hard to see why: Virginia boasts the highest per-capita military presence in the nation, an abundance of caves for hiding, and a landscape that’s 63% forested. With the Pentagon in its backyard and a robust infrastructure supporting national defense, Virginia’s readiness for the unthinkable puts most other states to shame. In a world where national security is too often an afterthought, Virginia stands as a reminder that preparedness and strength still matter.
What’s truly telling about these rankings is how states like Massachusetts and New York managed to crack the top five. These are states that have made headlines for their sanctuary policies, rolling out the red carpet for illegal immigrants, and prioritizing inclusivity over law and order. It’s almost comical to imagine the same bureaucrats who bend over backward for open borders suddenly leading the charge against a hostile extraterrestrial force. If aliens were to land in Cambridge or Brooklyn, would they be met with a stern defense or simply offered free Wi-Fi and a seat at the next city council meeting?
Minnesota also finds itself among the top contenders, thanks in part to its “Minnesota nice” culture and a strong sense of community. While the state’s politeness and penchant for casseroles might not repel invaders, its high number of scientists, engineers, and healthcare professionals certainly adds to its resilience. Still, one wonders if Minnesota’s gentle approach would hold up when the chips are down, or if the state’s leadership would try to negotiate peace over a hotdish potluck.
The real head-scratcher, though, is Nevada’s dead-last ranking. Despite being home to Area 51 and decades of UFO lore, Nevada lacks the resources and infrastructure to mount a serious defense. Perhaps all those years of conspiracy theories and government secrecy have left the state poorly equipped for a real crisis. It’s a stark reminder that reputation alone doesn’t equal readiness—something the rest of the country would do well to remember.
Ultimately, these rankings highlight a broader truth: states that prioritize strong defense, robust infrastructure, and a culture of readiness are better positioned to handle any crisis, alien or otherwise. It’s no coincidence that the states leading the pack are those with a deep respect for law and order, personal responsibility, and national security. In a time when too many leaders are distracted by virtue signaling and political correctness, Virginia’s example is one worth emulating. When the next crisis comes—be it from across the border or the stars—Americans will be glad for states that still take preparedness seriously.
