Staff Reports
In a spirited segment of “The Five,” a group of vibrant commentators mused over their childhood antics and food preferences, providing an amusing interlude that spanned topics from misguided childhood punishment to dietary quirks. As Memorial Day marks the unofficial start of summer, the panel took a moment to remind viewers not to forget the real essence of the holiday—honoring the military heroes who paid the ultimate price for freedom. Once the solemn note was set, the show didn’t shy away from diving into a more lighthearted chatter about childhood misdemeanors.
As they shared tales of punishment, it was surprising, and somewhat hilarious, to hear about Dana’s encounters with a wooden spoon and Greg’s near-miss with a fly swatter. It’s tough to imagine them as troublesome kids, given their current polished demeanor on national television. Dana quipped about once getting caught for vandalism, while Greg humorously complained about never getting away from the belt. Meanwhile, Harold recounted a more severe memory involving a wooden paddle, a tale that firmly kept him away from the principal’s office thereafter. It seems youthful indiscretions were as predictable then as they are now, albeit perhaps with a pinch more leniency in today’s world.
Dancing gracefully between past and present, the discussion shifted to favorite foods and books—an admittedly more grown-up conversation. The segment captured an essence of playful banter as Kennedy bravely proclaimed a devotion to gluten-free chocolate chip cookies, buttering up her mom in the process. Harold’s unwavering love for sweet potatoes painted a picture of Thanksgiving nostalgia. The choice of ice cream and chocolate cookies was on his list of indulgences, much to his vanity’s disdain. Jessie’s unlikely choice of shrimp, just to tease Greg’s apparent distaste, added a comedic twist.
When it came to taste in books, Harold sparked an interest in literary classics with his admiration for “1984” by George Orwell. The rest of the panel piped in with their favorites, from timeless sagas like “The Hobbit” to reflective reads like “Jane Eyre.” Even “A Wrinkle in Time” made the cut, with a suggestion that it might have had the unforeseen power to nudge kids towards Republican values—a lighthearted nod to its controversial reinterpretation a few years back.
And, of course, they couldn’t resist poking fun at Greg’s aversion to soup, showcasing once again that food can be as controversial as politics. The round of “foods I won’t eat” revealed an adventurous side to Kennedy, who practically dared any culinary challenge—except, notably, gluten. This humorous exploration had viewers likely questioning their own culinary limits and the oddities that lurk beyond the mainstream menu.
In sum, “The Five” managed to blend a solemn remembrance with energetic dialogue, a testament to their ability to both honor the brave and entertain with charming wit. It’s this dynamic mix that keeps the viewers coming back, curious to hear how tales of wooden spoons, shrimp provocations, and Orwellian inspiration tie neatly into the bold discourse of the day.
