Staff Reports
Prince Harry’s royal antics seem to have stirred more than just the usual royalty-related gossip in the United States. Ever since he and his wife, Meghan Markle, sashayed into American life, many have pondered the ludicrous notion of deporting this out-of-touch couple back to the UK. Meghan, it must be noted, is a U.S. citizen, leaving citizens with the only option of ventilation against Prince Harry—a so-called royal who seems more interested in whining about his trust-funded existence than contributing anything of value. It raises the question: didn’t we fight a revolution to rid ourselves of monarchy?
The Heritage Foundation decided to take the matter seriously, striking a blow for common sense by scrutinizing Harry’s immigration status upon the release of his memoir, “Spare.” The memoir is an undeniable treasure trove of scandal, where Harry candidly admits to drug use. Here’s the kicker: U.S. visa applications often explicitly inquire about drug use, and being less than truthful about these matters could land individuals in serious hot water with Immigration. The plot thickens as the Heritage Foundation tries to pry loose more details through a Freedom of Information Act request, only to receive radio silence from the Department of Homeland Security. It appears that Harry’s golden ticket might be a tad opaque.
The Heritage Foundation’s legal team claims that if Harry has indeed misled immigration officials in his application, deportation may not be so far-fetched. They even indicated that Harry might have gotten a special waiver or some sort of diplomatic visa, but it would only further tarnish the government’s reputation—the way things have been going, what’s one more scandal? American taxpayers shake their heads in disbelief that a British prince seems to be playing by different rules than the average Joe.
Donald Trump finally weighed in on the Prince Harry deportation debate, and his response is nothing short of classic Trump humor. When the New York Post sought his opinion, he made it clear that he’s not looking to send the prince packing. Instead, he took a playful jab at Harry, remarking that he has enough problems at home, courtesy of his “terrible” wife, Meghan. Trump described Harry as being “whipped,” leading people to chuckle at the thought of the prince being dragged around by his nose.
Trump Makes a Decision On Deporting Prince Harry
Wow, can you believe it?
Trump is thinking about deporting Prince Harry.
Finally, someone is taking action against the royal drama.
Next, why do we even care about a guy who whines about his life?
… https://t.co/N3WW5AtX60— NahBabyNah (@NahBabyNah) February 9, 2025
Interestingly, Meghan Markle is no fan of Trump, having previously expressed such sentiments during an appearance on a comedy show, declaring her disdain for him. In light of this, one can’t help but wonder about the royal couple’s keen ability to alienate their audience—whether it’s Americans, Brits, or even other members of the Royals. Meanwhile, in a twist, Trump has softened towards Harry’s brother, Prince William, even complimenting him as a “great young man.” It appears that even the former president can differentiate between who’s worthy of some good ol’ American respect.
While the fate of Harry may waddle on with uncertainty, at least outlets like the Babylon Bee are keeping the humor alive. The potential of Harry’s self-deportation after enduring yet another year of Meghan’s commands is a delightful thought. One can only hope that Americans can soon enjoy a fresh sense of relief—preferably one devoid of princes, princesses, and their self-inflicted drama.
