Staff Reports
It’s a perplexing time in America as the dust settles from the whirlwind of the Trump presidency, a period notable for its unflinching energy and decisive action. Now 78 years old and bursting with vigor, Donald Trump has wasted no time in diving into the issues that matter, pulling the nation back from the brink of the previous administration’s failures. One can hardly keep up with the slew of executive orders aimed at reversing the calamities inflicted by leftist policies. While Trump takes care of business, one can’t help but recall the man who occupied the White House before him: Joe Biden.
The still-recent memory of Joe Biden raises eyebrows. Many are left pondering: was he even present in his own administration? Recent revelations, including House Speaker Mike Johnson’s bombshell assertion, suggest that Biden may have been blissfully unaware of his own decisions, such as signing an executive order that curbed liquefied natural gas exports. The absurdity is almost comical; if this is the man who was running the country, the country was being run off the rails. The true puppeteer behind the curtain remains a mystery, one ripe for conspiracy, bringing to mind figures like Barack Obama and other inner circle lackeys who may have had their fingers on the strings while Biden failed to notice.
The departures from sound judgment and coherent leadership raise a metaphorical flag of concern. The often-muted whispers surrounding Biden’s mental clarity have gained volume, prompting speculation about who really exercised control during his presidency. While some analysts speculate about shadowy figures pulling his strings, the stronger speculation rests on his own family. Members like Hunter Biden, whose dubious artistic escapades have filled gallery walls at outrageous prices, might just be the ones benefiting from keeping Joe sufficiently distracted and disoriented.
The real question now that Biden is out of the political limelight is what he will do with the precious time gifted to him. One suggestion could involve a guest appearance on “Matlock,” a show fitting given his apparent grasp on reality. Unfortunately, it seems Biden may struggle with the scripted format; after all, reading and recalling lines is a challenge when one is used to circumventing coherent speech in favor of word salads that make little sense. In a battle of wits, Biden appears to be outmatched, even against pre-written dialogues.
Another avenue of exploration for Biden could involve the simple joys of finger painting. This humble pastime could provide a therapeutic outlet, provided he can get instructional help from Hunter, whose extravagant and questionable art pieces have baffled critics and collectors alike. Finger painting may just be the epitome of creative expression that aligns with Biden’s capability at this stage of life.
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— Ward Clark (@TheGreatLander) January 26, 2025
And then there’s the appealing alternative of retreating to Rehoboth Beach, where he can bask in the sun, perhaps contemplating the errors of his political career—as long as he realizes he no longer has a role in Democratic politics. After poor debate performances and a string of cringe-worthy public appearances, it’s unlikely Biden will be called upon for any significant political maneuvers. Even the left-wing media, notorious for giving a soft touch to their comrades, may hesitate to include him in their broadcasts, hesitant in the face of his diminishing capabilities.
The reality is that Biden has tucked away the politics that plagued his presidency, leaving him to forge a new path away from the White House. Whatever he chooses to pursue, there is a collective sigh of relief as long as it keeps him out of any leadership role in America’s government. The nation would be better served by ensuring that Biden is engaged in a quiet retirement, far from the tumult of Washington politics and the corrupting influence of leftist agendas.
