Staff Reports
Incoming White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles has announced that
President-elect Donald Trump won’t just be starting fresh in his second term, but instead, he’ll be pulling a few familiar rabbits out of his political hat. According to Wiles, Trump plans to reinstate some executive orders from his first term, much like a nostalgic parent pulling out dusty toys from the attic for their kids to play with again. The particulars of these reinstatements remain shrouded in mystery, which only adds to the suspense.
One can recall the veritable bonfire Joe Biden lit upon entering the Oval Office, where he gleefully tossed Trump’s executive orders into the flames, particularly those related to immigration and other pocketbook issues. Wiles noted with a hint of practicality that while Trump serves a full four years, the real window for enacting change is likely just two. Apparently, the political pendulum swings ferociously during midterm elections, so it would be wise for Trump to make hay while the sun shines—especially with the GOP holding both chambers of Congress.
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Wiles also assured attendees of a conservative gathering that Trump’s signature rallies are far from over. In fact, they’ve been likened to the Energizer Bunny, but a much louder, more colorful version. His last campaign rally was actually not a farewell but merely a pit stop in a series of rallies that can put even a rock concert to shame. One can only imagine the fervor of his supporters as they prepare for what they hope will be a triumph return.
Trump’s national press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, offered a cheeky tidbit over the weekend about the number of executive orders that will roll off Trump’s assembly line. Forget a few; expect tens of them, probably aimed at shaking up the establishment once again. Among these potential orders are plans for pardoning individuals involved in the January 6 Capitol events and, of course, a reemphasis on tariffs aimed predominantly at China. Talk about playing hardball with trade!
The fixation on immigration hasn’t gone unnoticed either. Trump plans to hit the ground running with deportations starting from day one. This is sure to raise a few eyebrows, considering the new Mexican president, Claudia Sheinbaum, will be on the receiving end of a hefty tariff warning if her country doesn’t step up to curb the influx of crime and drugs. Ah, nothing says diplomacy quite like threats of export taxes—just one more way of turning the tables back in favor of American citizens.
In a political climate rife with uncertainty, one thing is for sure: Trump is revving up for what promises to be an electrifying second act that could leave Democrats scratching their heads once again. Whether it leads to triumphant policy changes, comedic rallies, or simply more of Trump’s signature brashness, one can count on it being anything but boring.
