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The left thought they had us in a chokehold with their flamboyant Pride festivities right on the White House lawn. But guess what, America? Those days are numbered. A UFC brawl, presented by none other than our favorite gladiator, Donald Trump, is on the horizon for our 250th Independence Anniversary.
Let’s face it, celebrating sexual preferences that snub their noses at traditional values on the grounds of the people’s house shows just how low the Biden administration has sunk. Topless photo ops featuring trans activists are not what the White House stands for. It’s an affront to everything Americans hold dear and spitting in the face of generations who built this nation.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump announces there is going to a UFC FIGHT on the lawn of the White House for America’s 250th Birthday
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— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 4, 2025
In walks Trump, promising a spectacle that’ll make even the most ardent liberals clutch their pearls. There are whispers of a UFC event underscoring America’s raw spirit, the kind that puts a chin to the pavement and enters the octagon ready for a challenge. As they say, nothing screams freedom better than a good, fair fight — something the snowflakes just can’t comprehend.
Sure, the critics will howl about toxic masculinity, but isn’t that just code for “we’re scared of strong values and patriotism?” This isn’t about appeasing the globalist, whiney left. It’s about honoring the rugged, gritty, true Americana spirit. UFC brings a taste of the real America, not the sanitized version liberals want us to swallow.
Now, think about this: UFC — an all-American endeavor — marks our independence anniversary. Isn’t that a lot more respectful than the chaos last June? A UFC fight is real, it’s unapologetic, and it’s about to take its rightful place at the heart of American celebration. Does anyone want to go back to politically correct parades of Pride? Absolutely not. So, to all freedom-loving Americans, let’s get ready. This is going to be epic.
