Staff Reports
Hold onto your hats, folks, because there’s some big news in the world of Republican politics! Last week, it was reported by none other than our trusted friends at Fox News that Ronna McDaniel, the chairwoman of the Republican National Committee (RNC), is stepping down. Now, isn’t that something? But wait, there’s more! According to CBS News, the one and only Donald J. Trump himself has weighed in on who he wants to see as McDaniel’s replacement. Brace yourselves, folks, because this news is a doozy!
In a statement that surely had liberals up in arms, Trump announced that he’s endorsing none other than Michael Whatley, the Chairman of the North Carolina Republican Party, for the esteemed position of RNC head. Can you believe it? Talk about a game-changer! But Trump wasn’t done there, no sir. He also threw his support behind his beloved daughter-in-law, Lara Trump, for the position of co-chair, and campaign advisor Chris LaCivita for RNC chief operating officer. Now that’s what you call a power trio!
NEW: Former Pres. Trump endorses Michael Whatley as Republican National Committee chair and daughter-in-law Lara Trump as co-chair. https://t.co/9tB5MjeMnV
— ABC News Politics (@ABCPolitics) February 13, 2024
Lara Trump, in an interview with Newsmax that had conservatives everywhere cheering, declared her mission to transform the RNC into the leanest, meanest, most lethal political machine this great nation has ever seen. And boy, oh boy, does she mean business! She promised that not a single penny will be wasted on, get this, flowers! Can you believe the audacity of the previous leadership, spending who knows how much on flowers? It’s time to put an end to that madness and focus on the real goal: reelecting Donald J. Trump and saving this great country!
Of course, not everyone is thrilled about these exciting developments. Betsy Ankeny, the campaign manager for former United Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley, had the audacity to dismiss Trump’s endorsement as nothing more than “rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.” Oh, the nerve! According to ABC News, Ankeny even had the audacity to suggest a complete overhaul of the RNC, with everyone being fired and a thorough audit of funds! Talk about a party pooper!
But fear not, fellow conservatives, because Lara Trump has promised that under her leadership, the days of overpaid consultants getting rich off the RNC while losing elections will be over. It’s time to get back to what we do best—winning! So hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen, because with a strong team like this, led by the dynamic Lara Trump, we’re on the path to making America great again, one election at a time!
