Staff Reports
Did you hear the rumors swirling around social media about Donald Trump and those mysterious red marks on his hands? Well, hold on to your MAGA hats, folks, because it turns out it was all just a bunch of hot air!
It all started when the former president was leaving the E. Jean Carroll defamation trial in New York City. As he waved to the crowd gathered outside, eagle-eyed onlookers couldn’t help but notice a bright red smear on his fingers and palm. Cue the internet explosion! People started speculating like there was no tomorrow, with wild theories ranging from syphilis to leprosy. I mean, come on, folks! Is this really what we’ve come to?
Trump Campaign Sources Reveal What The Deal Was With His Blotched Hand: REPORThttps://t.co/lwreqbK8iw
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) January 19, 2024
But fear not, fellow conservatives, because Trump’s crack team wasted no time in setting the record straight. They quickly jumped in and put the rumor mill to rest by revealing that the cause of the red marks was nothing more than a good old-fashioned paper cut. Yes, you heard that right – a paper cut! I can practically hear the liberal snowflakes melting as they realize they got all worked up over nothing.
According to sources close to the Trump campaign, there is absolutely nothing wrong with him, despite what the left-wing conspiracy theorists would have you believe. They explained that Trump had unknowingly spread some blood from his cut onto his hand, causing the redness. It’s as simple as that, folks. No need to delve into absurd medical diagnoses or jump to wild conclusions.
And just to drive the point home, Trump made an appearance at his mother-in-law’s funeral the next day, and voila – no signs of redness on his hand! You see, folks, it was all just a momentary blip, blown way out of proportion by those desperate to find any fault in our beloved former president.
So, let this be a lesson to all those left-leaning social media warriors: don’t believe everything you see on the internet. Sometimes a paper cut is just a paper cut – not a sign of impending doom or some sort of scandalous secret. It’s time to stop clutching our pearls over every little thing and focus on the real issues at hand. Trump may have had a brief encounter with a paper cut, but we conservatives still love him – red smears and all!
