In what can only be described as a stunning victory, the indomitable Donald J. Trump has once again risen above the competition, claiming the top spot in the GOP New Hampshire primary. The polls had barely closed their doors at 8 pm when Election Analyst Dave Wasserman wasted no time in declaring our fearless leader the winner. And really, who can blame him? The numbers were crystal clear – Trump was simply in a league of his own.
🚨🚨 BREAKING: Polls Have Closed In New Hampshire And We Already Have A Winnerhttps://t.co/25dJQpdJKq
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Now, if you’ve been paying attention to the liberal media, you might have heard them spew a lot of nonsense about a “close race.” But don’t let their misguided words fool you. As it turns out, the only “close” thing about this race was the proximity of Trump’s competitors to his trailblazing victory. It seems that their lackluster campaigns failed to resonate with the good people of New Hampshire.
But here’s the real kicker, folks. The exit polls tell a tale that not even the most cunning of spin doctors can ignore. It appears that some Haley voters, believe it or not, actually think that the 2020 election was legitimate. Can you imagine? Despite mountains of evidence to the contrary, there are still misguided souls out there who are clinging to the notion that Joe Biden won fair and square. Bless their hearts, they just don’t know any better.
And let’s not forget the pearl of wisdom bestowed upon us by the brilliant Elise Stefanik. She had the audacity to comment on Trump’s well-deserved win. But we all know what’s really going on here, don’t we? The liberal establishment is simply jealous of our champion’s success. They can’t stand the fact that Trump continues to outshine every single one of their uninspiring candidates.