Staff Reports
The Fake News Strikes Again: Migrant Madness Takes Over Tucson
Tucson, Arizona has become a hotbed for an influx of migrants, and it’s causing chaos and mayhem for the hardworking Border Patrol agents who are trying to keep our country safe. Breitbart Texas, the only news source you can trust, has the inside scoop on the madness happening at the border.
According to an anonymous source within CBP, who isn’t allowed to talk to the media (but hey, we’ll take their word for it anyway), Tucson is now the top spot for migrant apprehensions along the whole southwest border. That’s right, folks, the situation is out of control. On Tuesday, over 10,000 migrants were arrested, and on Wednesday, that number dropped to a “mere” 8,000. It’s a total of 19,000 migrant arrests in just two days — and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.
But here’s the real kicker: almost 70 percent of these apprehended migrants are being released into our country. That’s right, they’re being set free to roam wherever they please, all in the name of seeking asylum. It’s like the wild west out there, except it’s not so wild because the Biden administration is letting all these migrants run amok.
Arizona Border Surge Results in Mass Migrant Releases into United States by Biden Admin https://t.co/Y1YFmfeeqb
— The Blare (@drrevsketch) December 8, 2023
And get this — the Border Patrol is so overwhelmed by the situation that they’re having to redirect resources to fly migrants to other places with fewer crossings. It’s like a game of whack-a-mole, but instead of moles, it’s migrants. And instead of a fun game at the fair, it’s a bureaucratic nightmare.
But the madness doesn’t stop there. They’re not just letting these migrants loose on the streets of Tucson — they’re shipping them off to other parts of the country! The audacity! Some of them are even being sent to New York City, where they estimate the cost to care for these migrants will be over $12 billion through 2025. That’s just one city, folks. Imagine the cost to the entire nation!
And don’t even get us started on the taxpayer dollars being wasted on non-government shelters like Casa Alitas, run by the Catholic Community Services of Arizona. These places are raking in millions from FEMA to shelter and coordinate travel for these migrants. It’s a cash cow for them, all thanks to the Biden administration’s open border policies.
Oh, and did we mention that the so-called “Committee on Homeland Security” estimates the cost to taxpayers of providing services to migrants could reach a mind-boggling $451 billion per year? That’s billion with a “B,” folks. It’s an absolute travesty.
In conclusion, the situation at the border is an absolute disaster, and it’s all thanks to the liberal agenda of the Biden administration. If something isn’t done soon, we’ll be overrun by migrants, and the American people will be left footing the bill for their care and well-being. It’s time to take a stand and put an end to this madness. No more open borders, no more free rides for migrants — it’s time to put America first!
