Biden Confuses Live Presidents with Ghosts, Fumbles History!

President Biden made a flub that left many shaking their heads and wondering if he can even tell the difference between Emmanuel Macron and a French historical figure from the 1800s. During a speech in Las Vegas, Biden claimed he recently met with former French President Francois Mitterrand, who, in reality, has been pushing up daisies for almost 30 years. Yep, you read that right, the man’s been dead longer than some of Biden’s political career, which is no small feat.

Biden’s mix-up is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to his blunders, and it’s no wonder his team doesn’t want him anywhere near serious interviews. It’s no secret that the man’s been struggling to keep his approval ratings afloat, and watching him try to navigate tricky geopolitical waters is like watching a toddler try to do a rubik’s cube. Sure, it’s entertaining for a bit, but ultimately it’s just a mess and everyone ends up crying.

Now, I’m not sayin’ Biden’s meltdown is entirely unexpected, but when you’re trying to sell yourself as the savior of America’s international reputation and you can’t even remember who the French president is, well, that’s a tough sell. And with the economy in a rough spot and inflation soaring higher than a Fourth of July firework, it’s no surprise folks are having a hard time seeing the “revival” Biden keeps touting.

But hey, maybe the real reason Biden didn’t want to do any interviews on Super Bowl Sunday is because he knows deep down that he’s no match for the big league hitters like Obama and Trump. He’s just not cut out for this game, and the American people are starting to see it. So, good luck, Mr. President, with selling your record and dodging those pesky questions about inflation and your mishmash of foreign leaders. I have a feeling it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

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