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Biden Dodges Prosecution: Memory Fails, Fury Flies & Double Standards Thrive

Last week, Special Counsel Robert Hur released a report explaining why President Joe Biden would not be prosecuted for mishandling classified documents. And boy, did it ruffle some feathers! The president was reportedly livid, and not just his fellow Democrats, but even the walls of the White House trembled with his rage.

According to those sneaky folks at the Associated Press, Biden unleashed a profanity-laden tirade during a meeting with House Democrats. He was particularly infuriated by the suggestion that he couldn’t remember the day his son Beau passed away. “Do you really think I would forget the day my son died?” he yelled, his words echoing through the halls of Congress.

But that wasn’t the end of it, folks. Oh no! The Associated Press also reported that Biden couldn’t keep his cool during a Q&A session with a larger group of House Dems, where he repeated his fiery line without the colorful language. Talk about losing that presidential charm!

And if you thought that was all, you’re in for a treat. Apparently, Biden was so fired up that he decided to face the prying eyes of the media. But instead of defending himself calmly, he only added fuel to the fire. The news service claims that in a stunning display of confusion, Biden referred to Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi as the “president of Mexico.” Oops! Someone needs a refresher course on world leaders.

But let’s get to the real meat of the matter, shall we? Special Counsel Hur stated that Biden’s declining mental prowess played a part in the decision not to prosecute him. And boy, did he lay it on thick! Hur said Biden couldn’t even remember when his son Beau passed away, let alone recall important moments from his time as vice president. It’s like watching someone try to solve a Rubik’s Cube while blindfolded and wearing oven mitts!

Now, here’s where the Republicans come in, folks. They’re up in arms, claiming that there’s a double standard at play. They argue that former President Donald Trump faced prosecution for similar behavior, yet Biden gets off scot-free. And you know what? They might just have a point! Joe Biden had classified documents lying around in an unlocked garage where his compromised son, Hunter Biden, was living. It’s like leaving the keys to the kingdom in a fishbowl at a goldfish convention!

So, ladies and gentlemen, we find ourselves in a situation where our president can’t remember important details, spews profanity like a sailor on shore leave, and confuses world leaders like nobody’s business. And yet he’s walking away without so much as a slap on the wrist. Double standards? You betcha! It’s time for some real accountability, folks. The American people deserve better than this comedy of errors.

Written by Staff Reports

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