Staff Reports
It’s time to take a walk on the wild side, because this Biden brouhaha is heating up faster than a hot tamale in Texas! President Joe Biden’s third year in the White House is swirling down the drain faster than you can say “inflation”! Biden’s got about as much chance of winning in 2024 as a snowball in the Sahara.
From the moment Biden stepped into the Oval Office, it’s been one debacle after another. But hey, he did manage to sign a whopping $886.3 billion defense policy bill into law. Maybe he thought that would distract everyone from the dumpster fire that is his presidency.
When it comes to inflation, well, let’s just say the only thing “easing” about it is the ease with which it’s been skyrocketing. The only thing the American people are reaping from Biden’s economic policies is a whole lot of debt and a whole lot of empty promises.
Don't forget about Biden’s approval rating. It’s lower than a snake’s belly in a wagon rut! The only thing more unpopular than Biden right now is a skunk at a picnic. Young voters, including those in his own party, are jumping ship faster than you can say “southern border crisis.” And speaking of that border, Biden’s so-called “fix” has been about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.
The Democrats are clutching at straws with the Supreme Court’s 2022 decision on federal abortion rights. Sure, it’s been a gift for them in the elections, but they’re scrambling to hold onto whatever scraps of power they have left. And let’s not even get started on the disorder at the border.
And as for Biden’s clashes with Congress, let’s just say it’s been a real knock-down, drag-out fight. The Republicans are giving him a run for his money, and the Democrats are running around like headless chickens trying to keep up.
At least Biden secured a couple of spending wins, right? Well, maybe not. His fiscal negotiations are about as effective as slapping a Band-Aid on a broken arm. And the wars in Gaza and Ukraine? They’re like a giant game of political Jenga, and Biden’s just waiting for the whole thing to come crashing down.
