Staff Reports
President Joe Biden found himself on the defensive following Hurricane Helene’s destructive path through the Southeast as he took a little getaway to Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. It seems that when it comes to natural disasters, Biden believes a beach chair and a cool drink are essential components of a “command center.” After all, what’s a history-making hurricane compared to some quality time on the shore?
In a classic example of leadership, the president asserted he was “commanding” the situation, but rather than donning a raincoat and a hard hat, he spent a couple of hours playing telephone operator. The transparent logic here seems to be that as long as he has a phone and a pulse, he’s on top of things. Meanwhile, the storm left a path of destruction and a death toll rising to 115. This is either dedication or deeply misplaced priorities—only time will tell.
Biden/Harris Announces he won’t be visiting any communities impacted by Hurricane Helene because “it’d be disruptive” if he did it right now. 🤦🏻♂️
Do you know where Biden was all weekend while Americans were drowning in their living rooms?
Literally At the Beach…… pic.twitter.com/vZqPntoAVL
— MJTruthUltra (@MJTruthUltra) September 30, 2024
As the nation watched with bated breath, Biden battled a cold and returned to the White House earlier than anticipated. But along with him came the urgent need for federal support. Plans were thrown around like confetti, with the president hinting at a supplemental funding request to Congress. However, the decisions were conveniently postponed—after all, Congress is currently enjoying a six-week recess like it’s a well-deserved vacation from governance.
There was also the expected reluctance to discuss former President Trump’s visit to survey the damage in Georgia. Instead, Biden suggested he might grace the affected areas with his presence soon, bringing with him the enlightening message that he’s committed to helping victims “for as long as it takes.” It’s almost touching to think this commitment may remain until after the next beach trip or campaign stop.
The aftermath in the Carolinas paints a grim picture; roads are closed, over two million people are without power, and a second tropical depression is brewing in the Atlantic. Yet, Biden confidently assured the nation that his team would provide every “available resource.” One wonders if that includes a round of golf or perhaps a beach bonfire as part of the recovery strategy. Maybe it’s time for a leadership refresher course—preferably one conducted in a disaster zone, where the sound of crashing waves doesn’t hamper rescue operations.
