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Joe Biden has brand new shoes, and the buzz is buzzing. Now normally, you wouldn’t think a man’s choice of footwear would cause such a stir, but when that man is old Joe Biden, well, that changes everything!
Joe Biden Has New Shoes, and People Are Asking Questionshttps://t.co/uAHSfWw6Ti
— RedState (@RedState) March 13, 2024
If you’ve been paying attention, you know that Biden’s had a few too many oopsie-daisies in recent years. I mean, the guy’s taken more tumbles than a toddler learning to walk. It got so bad that they had to give him these special “short stairs” to help him avoid tumbling down like Humpty Dumpty.
But now, it seems like those short stairs weren’t enough. Nope, now Grandpa Joe is strutting around in what can only be described as old-man tennis shoes. Yes, you read that right. He’s wearing dad sneakers with a suit. What’s next, socks with sandals in the Oval Office?
And it’s not just the shoes that are raising eyebrows. Did you see him trying to leap over that teeny-tiny step from concrete to grass? It was like watching a penguin trying to take flight. The guy’s movements are about as smooth as a blender without a lid.
Despite all this, Biden is still gunning for another go at the presidency. Talk about a lack of shame! Most folks his age would be sipping lemonade on the porch, not trying to run the country. But hey, power-hungry politicians gonna power-hungry, am I right?
So, keep an eye on those feet of his, folks. Who knows, maybe next week he’ll show up in a pair of Crocs. Anything is possible in the wacky world of Joe Biden.
So, until then, let’s all sit back, keep laughing, and pray that the next leader has a steadier step and a firmer grip on reality. After all, we can do better than this.
